Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 306, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 December 1912 — What He Would Be Doing. [ARTICLE]

What He Would Be Doing.

During a quarrel between two Irishmen in camp the following dialogue was overheard: ' ‘Sh i > re, an’ If it weren’t for yer pair mlther I’d knock ye into next week." "Oh, ye would,” replied tim, other; ‘‘and phwat ’ud I be thinking of to let yes do it?” “Well,” replied the aforeMd aggressor, “there would be Bthars and stripes nying abosv|bai|J ye’ud think ye were In the battle «t Missouri Ridge and wondhering where the nixt ball was going to hit yes.”