Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 305, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 December 1912 — Two Guesses. [ARTICLE]

Two Guesses.

“Well,” said the proud father as the doctor entered the room, “what Is it—a boy or a girl?” “I’ll give you two guesses, and even then you won’t guess right,” said the doctor. “Tush! nonsense!” said the proud father. “Boy?” “Nope,” said the doctor. “Ah —girl, then?” said the proud father. “Nope,” said the doctor. “Ah —I know,” said the pond father, sadly.—Harper’s Weekly.