Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 303, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 December 1912 — Page 3

Getting Even. " “Tour first name Is Jane, to It, little girir "Yes, sir; only 1 don’t spell it the way most folks do.” "How do you spell ltf "Why is that, little girl?” "Do you s’pose I’m goln’ to let the Maes get ahead of me when it cornea to spellin’ names different?" Important to Mother* Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Signature of In Use For Over SO Tears. Children Cry for Fletcher’s Castoria They’re Simple Folk. "Do you think two could live on my salary?” “Two Fiji islanders might.” Constipation causes and seriously aggravates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules. Adv. Especially where flirting is concerned, a little learning 1b a dangerous thing. , , Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces inflammation, allays pain, cures wind collc.Kc abottle.Mt Life is a grind, but it as least sharpens a man’s wits. CURBS ITCHING SKIN DISEASES. Cole's Csrbolisalve stops itching and makes the skin smooth. All druggists. 25 and 50c. Adv. About the only things some fellows seem able to keep are late hours.

TIRED BLOOD STARVES THE TISSUES (Copyright 1912 by tse Tonitives Co.) / Symptoms of Tired Blood In the tissues are, Lose of Flesh, Flabby Muscles, Languor, Sallow Complexion, Debility, < Dark Rings around the Eyes, etc. These conditions can be eliminated only by fertilizing and reviving the blood stream. Tonitives, the *VAIIITIIfEC Great Blood FerrONITIVES t^llz^ng Tonics, fitlrrl *»****»«« help the blood to BLOOD absorb nourishment from the food and convert it int(r strong living tissues, composing Brain, Nerve, 0 Muscle, Bone and Sinew. To those who are suffering from the effects of over-work, Tonitives are especially recommended. 76c. per box of dealers or by mail. The Tonitives Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

Constipation Vanishes Forever Prompt Relief—Permanent Cure CARTER’S LITTLE LIVER PILLS never fail. Purely vegetable —act 6urely MSK&C ADTFDS 5£ °° TILE Stop .fur JBfflT RIVER dinner dis- f PILLS. , tress—cure mmsm dNpt'** — ■ * improve the complexion, brighten the eyes. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. Genuine must bear Signature . A WONDERFUL DISCOVERY. In this age of research and experiment, all nature It ransacked by thesclentificforthecomfortand hap* fiinessof man. Science has indeed made glantstrldes n the past century, and among the—by no means least Important-discoveries in medicine Is that of Therapion, which has been used with great success In French Hospitals and that it Is worthy the attention of those who suffer from kidney, bladder, nervous diseases, chronic weaknesses, ulcers, skin eruptions, piles, Ac., there Is no doubt. In factltseemsevldent from the big stir created amongst specialists, that THERAPION is dostlrted to cast Into oblivion all those questionable remedies that were formerly the sole reliance of medical men. It is of course Impossible to tell sufferers all we should like to tell them In this short article, bnt those who would like to know more aboutthls remedy that has effected so many—we might almost say, miraculous cures, should send addressed envelope for FRKK book to pr.LeOlero Med. Co., Haverstock Road,Hampstead, London, Bing, and decide for themselves whether the New French Remedy “THERAPION" No. 1. No.* or No. 3 Is what they require and have been seeking In vain during a life of misery, suffering, 111 health and unhappiness. Therapion Is sold by druggists or mall 11.00. Fougera (Jo., 80 Beekman St., New Tork. NEEDLECRAFT CLUBS Just the thing for women who are interested in fine needlework. Entertaining and instructive. They are being organized throughout the United States and Canada. Latest designs needlecraft and art needle work. Send two cent stamp for particulars. SAMUEL MILLS & COMPANY Suite 807, Adana Exp. Bldtf., Chicago. lU. REAL ESTATE Farm Wanted and reasonable price. e.C.SwIIk.M S in, St r».l, aimn. DIBAIIM Pot Sale—WO tlMmS(MaPane. nllKbulH Good bouse, large new bam. etc. wnnwilll All oonvenlenoee. Near High School. Machinery If wanted. AA. dera, ry—l»4.

Saskatchewan E**«ow ty lillirif| ln th * Provtno* sf WSShMdliiMtimn, Western Canada aluil Do yon desire to get a Free Homestead of 160 ■■■acres of that well The amt is Incoming more limited bat no less yalaable. NEW DISTRICTS hare recently been opened op for settlement, and into these railroads are now being built. The dajr come when there j^gjnrnnTTnamtaailliiA; A Swift Current, Saskatchewan, farmer writes: “I came on my homestead, March 1906, with about 11,000 worth of horses and machlnery.Mjd Just ■tlnCTeh. Today I hare toe acres of wheat, 100 acres of oats, and 00 acres ofliaz.” Hot bad for six yearn, but only an Instance of what may be done 1n sszs»s?£aLi?“'~•ett&sraXisrs”* ■. t. Is least, nilsllsum tot, Stiratt. ggßgg

INDIVIDUAL ROAD RACING CHAMPION

Ralph De Palma Is the individual road racing champion of America for the season of 1912, and the car honors go to the Mat, according to the finding of the jury of critics, which passes upon such things, the American Automobile association declining to undertake the task of picking title holders. De Palma succeeds to the unofficial title, which in the past has been held by Harvey Herrick, Ralph Mulford and Bert Dlngley, through having won four out of the five road races, in which he started last summer. Teddy Tetzlaff might be styled runner-up, because of his having won three firsts, while Harry Endicett is next with two. The 1912 road racing season wound up with the running of the Phoenix

UMPIRES SELECT ALL-STARS

Evans and Klem TelJ Who Thhy Think Are the Best Players In Their Respective Leagues. j n the major leagues are certainly in a good position to judge ball players. William Evans of the American league and Bill Klem of the National league have picked two allstar teams, one representing what Evans thinks Is the best in the younger organization and the other in the topliners, to the mind of Klem, in the National league. These selections express the opinioh of the arbiters as.to the worth of each ball player and how each man has helped his club throughout the present season. • The selection for the American league, by Billy Evans, Is: Catcher —Stanage, Detroit. Pitcher —Johnson, Washington. Shortstop—Wagner, Boston. x First Base —Mclnnis, Athletics. Second Base—Collins, Athletics. Third Base —Baker, Athletics. Right Field —Cobb, Detroit, i Center Field —Speaker, Boston. Left Field —Jackson, Cleveland. Utility Inflelder —Barry, Athletics. Utility Outfielder —Milan, Washington. That for the National league, by W. J. Klem, Is: Catchers—Archer, Chicago; Meyers, New York. Pitchers Mathewson, Marquard and Tesreau, New York; Rucker, Brooklyn. First Base —Daubert, Brooklyn. Second Base —Doyle, New York. Third Base —Zimmerman, Chicago. Shortstop—Wagner, Pittsburg. Outfielders —Bescber, Cincinnati; Magee, Philadelphia; Wilson, Pittsburgh; Schulte, Chicago. Utility Inflelder —Sweeney, Boston.

DIAMOND BELT TO WOLGAST

Champion Is Presented With Valuable Trophy by Tom McCarey, San Francisco Promoter. Because of the unsatisfactory termination. of the fight between Ad Wolgast and Joe Rivers for the lightweight championship on July 4, the

Champion Ad Wolgast.

diamond belt, offered to the 'winner by |*romotor Tom McCarey waa withheld from the champion. McCarey BinCe relented and as Wolgast was about to board a train for San Francisco, McCarey appeared and presented the champion with the belt, much to the surprise of the Cadillac battler. The belt, which is of solid gold and set with'four large diamonds, is valued at SI,OOO.

Ralph De Palma, Champion Driver.

desert events, and following the dropping of the curtain the results of the year have been summarized by C. G. Sinsebaugh, chairman of the contest board of the Chicago Automobile club, who makes his report in the Motor Age. Critics will be surprised to find that 1912 wasn’t so much of an “off” year as anticipated. There were twenty road races run as against twenty-sev-en in 1911. There were 156 entries in the twenty events, as against 202 the season previous, and the average number of starters was slightly in excess of 1911. The distances averaged greater, too, 232 as against 206. A better percentage of finishers, also, is reported, while the same number of makes of cars competed this year as last—forty-four.

UNUSUAL HANDICAP IN GOLF

Extremely Nervous Player Unable to Play Good Game on Account of Anticipated Noise. An unusual golf handicap was played on one of the local links recently, the proponent of the same winning hands down. One of the rules of golf is that one must not talk to a player when he is about to make a drive, nor must others discuss any subject in his hearing. It might take his mind off the game for just an instant and that might be fatal. In Kansas City lives a crack but extremely nervous golf enthusiast. He had been in the habjt of beating a fat and phlegmatic friend until the latter tired of it. “I’ll tell you what I’ll do," the friend said not long ago. “I will play you eighteen holes if you will give me a handicap." “Done,” said the nervous player. “Name the handicap.” “There times during the game, and not more than three, I am to be permitted to s£and behind you and say ‘Boo’ while you are preparing to drive.” Every time it was the nervous man’s play his fat friend walked up and just stood behind him. Never ouce during the game did the fat man say “Boo!” or anything else. But the anticipation at the expected “Boo!” was fairly nerve-shattering, and the fat man won hands down. —Kansas City Journal.

GOSSIP AMONG SPORTS

Cari Morris has come hack to earth knocking out some poor dub. Five years ago Jeff Tesreau was canned by the Ironton (Mo.) team. It is hoped that there will be no protest of any Wisconsin or Minnesota players this year. Football would be a -great little sport, all right, if one could avoid the arguments afterward. r ; Bat Nelson is to be given a test, says a report. The owner of Hegewisch has always'' been ready for that Aow billiards comes to the front with a wrangle. It was thought billiards came close to sportsmanship. Memphis has purchased Shortstop William Oriet of the champion Missoula team of the Union association. Chief Bender was a big hero in 1811; he ia mentioned for sale or trade in 1912. Fame is fleeting in baseball, too. \ The only thing one can tell by odds on football games is that usually one school has more money than the other. The worst of football ia the deadly “what might have been” conversations one is obliged to listen to the next day. In the talk of a possible sale of the Buffalo International league clnb, it is stated that the price put on the property was $75,000. It Is reported that the Montgomery club will not be in the Southern league next season. Little Rock will take Its place in the league. It is funny how teams and rooters are willing to take comparative scores to judge teams when that method never has picked a winner. In an effort to boom bis administration, friends of Miller Huggins are preparing a rough road for him by claiming the pennant for the Cardinals. —’ Evidently this visiting Japanese billiard player is as proficient in his profession as most of his countrymen, are in their particular lines of work. . >

TO TUNNEL UNDER CHANNEL

Long-Delayed France-English Project Is Once More Being Put Forward. A tunnel between England and France beneath the English channel was first proposed at the beginning of the nineteenth century by Mathleu, a French mining engineer, says the Argonaut Fifty years later the scheme was financed, but It was not until 1867 that it seemed that the projcet would be actually attempted. At that time there were a dozen or more plans for rail communication between the two countries. The accepted scheme was that of a tunnel bored beneath the bed of the channel. The estimated cost of the undertaking was about $50,000,000. Preliminary boring had been made, when the work was interrupted by the FrancoPrusslan war. In 1874 the French and English governments resumed negotiations concerning the tunnel, leaving the matter In the hands of a joint commission. Failure on the part of the English company holding the contract for the work to receive sufficient funds resulted in the failure of the enterprise In 1880. Now the project Is receiving some attention, a better feeling having been established between the people of the two countries.

HAIR CAME OUT IN BUNCHES

813 E. Second St., Muncie, Ind. —“My little girl had a bad breaking out on the scalp. It was little white lumps. The pimples would break out as large as a common pinhead all over her head. They would break and run yellow matter. She suffered nearly a year with Itching and burning. It was sore and itched all the time. The matter that ran from her head was very 1 did not comb her hair very often, her head was too sore to comb it, and when I did comb, it came out In bunches. Some nights her head itched so bad she could not sleep. “I tried several different soaps and ointments, also patent medicine, but nothing could I get to stop it. I began using Cuticura Soap and Cutlcura Ointment this summer after I sent for the free samples. I used them and they did so much good I bought a cake of Cuticura Soap and some Cuticura Ointment I washed her head with Cuticura Soap and rubbed the Cuticura Ointment in the scalp every two weeks. A week after I had washed her head three times you could not tell she ever had a breaking out on her head. Cuticura Soap and Ointment also made the hair grow beautifully.” (Signed) Mrs. Emma Patterson, Dec. 22, 1911. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card “Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.” Adv. -

Old LandmarK Gone.

The B.laine schoolhouse in Mars Hill up on the hill, the one James G. Blaine honored years ago by giving a bell, which still hangs in the heltry, is no more. It has been converted into a storeroom and moved to another site. A good many bright boys and girls, now old men and women, graduated from this historical building, and no doubt there is a feeling of sorrow as the old schoolhopse leaves the foundation it was builded upon years and years ago.—Kennebec (Me.) Journal.

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A CLERGYMAN’S TESTIMONY.

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Rev. E. Heslop.

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Excess of Riches.

“He has nine tons of coal in his cellar.” “That’s nothing. I’ve got only one In, but It’s paid for." —Detroit Free Press.

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