Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 298, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 December 1912 — A Mean Retort. [ARTICLE]

A Mean Retort.

“Tes.” said the eminent physician, “we are doing much to prolong human life.” “I am glad to hear It,” answered Mr. Sirius'Barker. “By prolonging life you give a man more time and opportunity to get together the amount of your bill.”