Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 296, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 December 1912 — No Wife for Him. [ARTICLE]

No Wife for Him.

"What do I want with a wife?” snorted Bachelor Bockwedder, on reading an old maid'B 'reasons for not wanting a husband. “I have a game rooster that is vain about -his fine feathers, a goat that chews the rag, an areoplane that gets me up in the air, and an automobile that keeps me all the time broke!"—Judge.