Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 284, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1912 — Her Best Recollection. [ARTICLE]

Her Best Recollection.

Physician—Cold in the head? That all? I won’t need to give you any written prescription for that, madam. Just send over to tho drug store and get an ounce of tris-nitrate of bismuth. You can remember that easily enough. Use it as you would snuff. Mrs. Lapsling (an hour later) — Johnny, I wish you’d go to the drug store and get me an ounce of the transpiigra tion of Bismarck.