Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 280, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 November 1912 — REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR [ARTICLE]

REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR

The biggest gamble in life is being born. . *• The best way to make excuses is not to. «u> A woman gets her education teaching men to teach her. A woman can make her hair curt even when she hasn’t any. If a man can’t get rid of his money any other way he can many. A millionaire isn’t as afraid of burglars as he is of poor relations. -s. __ The only thing that can travel faster than open news Is a close secret. There is more* money in thinking over investments than in making them. No matter how much money a man’s family need, they could need more if he had it. * The more brains a woman has the more her husband thinks he taught them to her. w - What seems to make parentß *have eight children is not to be able to support four. It’s the way of a woman to be able to, keep cool in a set of furs and warm in a pearl necklace. When a man is too chivalrous to quarref with a woman it’s a sign he wouldn’t if she was his wife. A woman who has been out to an evening reception, undresesd, has to dress all up, when she gets home, to go to bed. .

When a woman’s husband loses his Job she knows it’s because the head of the firm was jealous of his great business ability.—New York Press.