Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 277, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 November 1912 — Working the Change. [ARTICLE]

Working the Change.

“Do you make a different speech every time you are called upon for an address?” asked the beautiful maiden. “Yes,” replied the political candidate, “I always shape my remarks to suit the audience I am- addressing.” “How in the world can you think of new things to say every day?” “Oh, I don’t get anything new. If I did, the people wouldn’t understand what I was trying to get at I merely blame my stories on Lincoln sometimes, while at other times I let my hearers understand that Mark Twain was the author of them.”