Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 274, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 November 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Thiß is the open season lor Welsh rabbits. Garlic is suggested as a cure tor tuberculosis. A strenuous cure, all right Radium is Bald to add fertility to the soil. But there are lots of cheaper fertilizers A hunter was killed in the Maine woodß the other day. That ceased long ago to be heroic. A Chicago woman advertises herself as a “hat doctor.” Must give her patrons dope on the latest styles. President Eliot of Harvard advises frednmen to marry early. They’ll have to if they marry while they’re freshmen. A Fond du Lac judge holds that a woman may slap her mother-in-law. Sure she can, if she wants to run the chance. A New York prisoner explained that he gets thirsty every time the moon changes, which is as good an excuse as most men give. A noted German editor is coming over here to learn all about American newspapers. He’ll have a long time to spend In studying. ft Official returns show that 40,000 Corots have been shipped from London to New York. That Corot must have worked day and night An Englishman has developed a stingless honeybee that is a better worker than the bee that stings. Hurry with the kickless mule. One may openly confess an unholy curiosity as to what the woman conductors of Philadelphia will Bay when the trolley slips off the wire. A designer says that $3.48 Is enough for a dress for a young girl. It may be enough for—the but it wouldn’t convince the wearer.

A Philadelphia woman has been declared insane because she “talks Incessantly.” But how does this distinguish her from the normal? A Chicago waiter has been arrested charged with hanging about cemeteries and attempting to flirt with the women and girls. A grave offense. A woman has sued her husband for divorce because he Insisted on playing checkers all the time. Couldn’t stand his checkered career, evidently. “A spade is not an Implement of wealth," remarks a Pennsylvania labor leader. Still, money, the root of evil, can only be obtained by digging. __ A-JWashington cow ate a bunch of dynamite and then laid down and died. Had she survived her meal, she’d probably have given nitroglycerin. Have you ever noticed how nice looking and intelligent the women are who have taken to wearing sensible heels on their shoes? Of course you have!. ?

A Gothamite frightened his wife bo badly with toy pistol that she beat him up and had him arrested. Perhaps she was afraid he didn’t know it -was loaded. iiedicine is now placed in candy for the benefit of the little ones. In dfys gone by the youngster had a choice of standing for his castor oil or a thrashing. % An English duke who is in his ninety-second year hurt himself lately by falling from his car. These sporty old boys are still giving the laugh to the Oslerian theory. After all. it would seem that those guns for the destruction of war aeroplanes are a waste of time. Just give the aviators enough space, and results will be accomplished. The new type of baggage check omits, however, any means of telling the condition of the baggage when delivered. All the punches and holes are in that case in the trunk. The air and the water continue to claim sacrifices and death walks abroad on the land. Clearly there is no place where a man can go and be safe, but the man with a clear conscience need not be troubled. Paris has prohibited duelling in the streets and those who wish to engage in this merry pastime must retire to secluded places. Denying combatants a gallery is one of the most effective methods of breaking up the practice. The Inventor of circus lemonade died recently, showing tlmt all men eventually get what is coming to them. & “Intensive housework” is a phrase recently uttered and brings up a picture of much toll on the hands and knees. : Wireless will next be used to regulate docks on shipboard. When it has been successfully applied to the running of aeroplanes, it may do away with that inconvenient stopping of tha motor.