Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 274, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 November 1912 — Page 3

The Beat She Could Do.

“Why don’t yon want to tot me hold your hand?" "What™ good would -It do to hold “What good would it do you to hold my hand?” “It would make me glad and give me courage, perhaps, to —to say something that I —that I—e1 —er —” “Then please hold both of my hands."

The Language.

"So the firm’s gone under." “Yes, I am sorry to see them going up.’ r

TIRED BLOOD EXPOSES THE LUNGS (Copyright 1912 by the Tonitives Co ) Tired Blood Conditions permit'Cold and disease germs to attack the air passages apd lungs, developing Catarrh, LaGrippe, Difficulty in Breathing, and Consumption. These germs can be destroyed and expelled only by chemical action in the blood. a VAIIITII/EC T^e P ur P° se TONITIVES Tonitives for Tired Blood, is WIRED BLOOD to revive this chemical action, help the blood to ab* sorlrmore nutriment and more oxygen, to bring these elements into direct contact with every cell, to chemically cleanse and renew the lungß and other tissues. 76c. per box of dealers or by mall. The Tonitives Co., Buffalo, N. Y. WANTED! Northern Farmers In Mississippi and Louisiana where every day is a planting day and every month is a harvest month. Fanners in these states reap from two to four crops a year and have green pastures for their hogs and cattle ten months in the year. The land is cheap and you can buy it on very easy terms. Many farmers have gone to Mis- ' shsippi and Louisiana and become wealthy. Why not you? Write today for beautifully illustrated booklets to J. C. CLAIR, Immigration Comm., I.C.R.R. Room F6OO Central Station, Chicago, ill. WMmoreb 7 Shoe'Polishes FINEST QUALITY LARGEST VARIETY They meet every requirement for cleaning and polishing shoes of all kinds and colon. Iltonid GIT.T EDGE, the only ladles’ shoe dressing : that positively contains OIL. Blacks and Polishes ladies’ and children's boots and shoes, shines without robbing, 25c. •*French Gloss,” 10c. STAR comoination for cleaning and polishing all kinds of russet or tan shoes, 10c. n Daiuly” siie 26c. BABY ELITE combination for gentlemen who take pride In having their shoes look Al. Restores color and lnstre to all black shoes. Polish with a brush or cloth, 10 cents. “EUte" size 26 cents. If your dealer does not keep the kind yon want, send us the price in stamps for a fuU size package, charges P*la. WHITTEMORE BROS. & CO. f 20-26 Albany St., Cambridge. Maes, 27m Oldest and Largest Manufacturers of Shoe Polishes in the World.

Your Opportunity I NOW In the Province of Saskatchewan, Western Canada Do too desire to get a Free Homestead of 160 ACRES of that well known Wbeat Land? is becoming more limited » valnabl* :W DISTRICTS intly been opened np for it, and into these rail- • now being built. The soon oome when there e Homesteading; ; Current, Saskatchewan, rrites: “I came on my td, March 1906. with about th of horses and machin|ust 136 in cash. Today I teres of wheat. HO acres nd 60 acres of flax.” Mot x years, but only an ln- ( what may be done In Canada in Manitoba, swan or Alberta. I i onoe for Liter*tor*, ( Uway Bates, etc., to lMfcfdMtsUT.BfcAlaii es, 171 JsffsrtM Its, Dstislt i Government' Agents, or Snperlntendent of atloo, Ottawa, caute. mu jmt' pmenti hair felling. ■SliMtt wo. J FOR HEALTH AWD WEALTH Very safe and profitable investment. Any else tract—M to IMaetne in renowned Bermuda Onion and Artesian Belt. LaSalle and Webb Co. (A W.), Texas, cheap. Satisfaction guaranteed or money back. In thrifty German colony. Church and public school, healthy climate. Write to S. A ■»!—(—a«r), ■srn.lsa. Government unallotted Indian Land Sale. Cheap, soon of 800,000 acres In Eastern Oklahoma. Terms one-quarter cash. Balance In two years If you are Interested In purchasing write 9. E. Cavsasgh, McAlwtsrDk lestCewghfiynp. ‘listm Good. Um la ttma. Bold by Dmnrlsta. ijraaaamagsmp

EASY TO FILL THAT ORDER

Floorwalker Hardly Had to Think to Make Satisfactory Answer to"" the Inquiry. "Silk stockings mußt be very cheap in America. Nowhere in the world do women’s slim and supple ankles gleam in lustrous silk as. they do here." The speaker was , Robert Loraine, the English actor, lid continued: “A married man told me the other day that, going into one of your department stores, he said to a floorwalker: 1 “Tm looking for something pretty in silk stockings.’ “The floorwalker smiled, and with a gesture embraced the long rows of counters with their charming sales* women. “ ‘That remark,’ he said, ‘describes, I believe, practically every 4ne of our young ladies.’”

GOOD TRAINING.

"Newpop would make a fine chaufr fetxr." “Why, how can you tell?” "Just see how he handles that baby carriage.”

Fable for Borrowers.

An Arab went to his neighbor and said: “Lend me your rope.” “I can’t,” said the neighbor. "Why can’t you?” “Because I want to use the rope myself.” “For what purpose?” the other persisted. “I want to tie up five cubic feet of water with it.” “How on earth,” sneered the wouldbe borrower, “can you tie up water with a rope?” “My friend,” said the neighbor, “Allah is great and he permits us to do strange things with a rope when we don’t want to lend it." —Boston Evening Transcript.

Too Much of a Good Thing.

"I was very happy,” said the professor, “when, after years of wooing, she finally said ‘Yes.’ ” “But why did you break the engagement so soon after?” asked his friend. “Man, It was she that dissolved it.” “Really?” said the friend. “Row did that happen?” “It was due to my accursed absentmindedness. When, a few days later, I called at her home, I again asked her to marry me.” —Youth's Companion.

Clever Idea of Collector.

Here is a rare specimen bf business humor received the other day by a London firm. It ran: “Our cashier fell unconscious at his desk this morning. Up to this time, 4 p. m., we have been unable to get a word out of him except your nameß. May we say to him, with a view to his immediate recovery, that we have your check, as we think that is what he has on his mind?”

"PROUD AND GLAD"

Because Mother Looked 80 Well After Quitting Coffee. An Ohio woman was almost distracted with coffee dyspepsia and heart trouble. Like thousands of others, the drug — caffeine —in coffee was slowly but steadily undermining hgr nervous system and interfering with natural digestion of food. (Tea is just as injurious as coffee because it contains caffeine, the poisonous drug found in coffee.) "For 30 years," she writes, "I have used coffee. Have always been sickly—had heart trouble and dyspepsia with ulcers In stomach and mouth so bad, sometimes, I was almost distracted and could hardly eat a thing for A'week. "I could not sleep for nervousness, And when I would lie down at night I’d * belch np coffee and my heart would trouble me. It was like poison to me. I was thin—only weighed 125 lbs., when 1 Quit coffee and began to use Postum. "From ,the first day that belching and burning in my stomach stopped I could sleep as soundly as anyone and, after the first month, whenever I met any friends they would ask me what was making me so fleshy and looking so well. "Sometimes, before I could answer quick enough, one of the children or my husband would say, ‘Why, that is what Postum is doing for her*—they were all so proud and glad. "When I recommend it to anyone I always tell them to follow directions in making Postum, as it is not good to taste if weak, but fine when it has the flavor and rich v brown color." Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little book, "The Road to Wellvllle," in pkgs. "There's a re* •on." Bvcr reel th* rtm letter? A mw •a* ippora freat time te thee. They are geaatae, traa, m 4 fall es Ina

OFFERED AS A SUGGESTION

Various Ideas That May Be of Use to Those Who Intends* Future Entertainments. Broiled Birds —Small birds are exceedingly nice to broil. Dress, divide thebirdsin half .butter the gridiron (a double gridiron Is'best) and broil carefully so that both sides are a delicate brown; put on a hot platter, season with butter, salt and serve with buttered dry toast. Smothered Birds —Prepare as for broiling. Put In boiling water for 10 minutes, remove, arrange In baking pan and season highly with salt and pepper, putting a lump of butter on each bird; pour in the pan a little water, to which has been added enough vinegar to give it a slightly sour taste; dredge the whole lightly with flour; cover with another pan and bake until done. Roast Wild Duck —Parboil with an onion in each to remove the fishy flavor; use a carrot unless there Is to be onion In the dressing; stuff with dressing for mallard; roast until tender, basting at first with melted butter, and then with the gravy in the pan. Weaken the gravy with boiling abater, thicken with brown flour and stir In one tablespoon of currant Jelly. Serve separately. Frogs—Skin and dress the frogs, removing the head and feet; wipe dry with a towel; roll In seasoned cracker or bread crumbs; fry In butter to a light brown. Frog Legs—Scald the frog legs for Just a moment, drain and dry; dust with salt and pepper, dip in beaten egg, then in rolled cracker crumb*, and fry quickly in hot oil. ; _

HOUSEHOLD QUESTIONS

When sweeping a room open all windows and sweep toward the center of the room. This keeps dust from woodwork and walls. To. clean white and light colored plumes that are only slightly soiled gently rub them in a pan of equal parts of salt and flour. When the tips of shoe laces pull off, twist the ends of the stftngs and dip into the glue bottle. When dry they are as good or better than when new. Add a sliced banana to the white of one egg and beat until stiff. The banana will entirely dissolve, and you will have a delicious substitute for whipped cream. To insure a good light from oil lamps wicks must be changed as often as they become clogged and do not permit a free passage of oil. Soaking wicks in vinegar twenty-four hours before placing them in lamps aids in getting a clear flame.

With the Young Housekeeper.

When cooking peas or squash or other green vegetables, add one teaspoonful sugar to each quart of water used. It will bring out the flavor of the vegetable and is very agreeable, especially with peas cooked with cream. Hot chocolate, unsweetened wafers qnd crystallized prunes form a dainty course for luncheon or supper. A friend who is an excellent cook tells me that she airways puts into her sponge cake the grated rind of an orange and a tablespoonful oi* two of the juice. I have tried it with great success, says a contributor to Good Housekeeping. The cake has a delicious flavor and keeps moist almost indefinitely. I also put in lemon or vanilla extract as usual.

Peach Dumplings.

Pare, halve and pit six large, ripe peaches and place the halves tqgether as they are cut. Make a dough precisely the same as for shortening, roll thin and cut with a large round cutter. Lay half a peach cut side up in the center of each, put a small bit of butter and three drops of vanilla in the center of each peach on the forms. Then place the remaining halves of the peaches In position, fold the dough over, roll gently in the hand to make ball shaped, lay thef on a buttered plate, but not closely, set In a steamer and steam 20 minutes. Serve hot with peach or any sauce preferred.

Apple Cream.

Feel three pounds of apples, remove the cores and cut them in thin slices. Put them into a saucepan with onehalf ponnd of crushed Bugar, the rind of a lemon finely shredded, one-half ounce of ground ginger*€nd four tablespoons of red wine. Let them simmer until they are soft enough to press through a sieve, then put them in a dish and allow them to cool. Boil a Quart of cream or new milk with some nutmeg, add the apples to It, beating all thoroughly. Time to simmer, about one-half hour. Sufficient for eight persons.

Hot Biscuit.

Required: Two cupfuls of flour, one cupful of milk or water, one heaping tablespoonful of lard or butter, three teaspoonfuls of baking powder and a pinch of salt. Mix the flour, salt and baking powder together, then work in the lard or batter; then the milk or water. Water is* often preferable. Put-In biscuit pans and bake for 20 minutes in a hot oven. This will make about 12 biscuits.

Saimone Souffle.

One can salmon, 1)4 cupfuls rich cream sauce, 2 tablespoonfuls butter, whites of three eggs; mix salmon with cream sauce, fold in whites of eggs, pour in batter dish. Bake in slow oven.

IN THESE DAYS OF DIVORCES

Really Nothing Remarkable In the ~Brrhple and Frank "Explanation of the Small Boy. We were walking down the street Sunday and we saw the most beautlfnl child sitting on the froht steps of a pretty house, says Ted Robinson. His eyes were so big and blue, his curly head so golden, his innocent smile so frank and inviting that we could not resist the temptation to enter into conversation with him. ‘‘Well, son,” we said in the idiotieally gepial wav with which ati adult usually addresses a child, “how old are you?"——— ' ■. ... ===== “Four," lisped the Infant. (He didn’t really lisp it, because you can’t lisp when you say four; but that’s the way children are supposed to do.) “Isn’t mat fine!” (It would have been just as fine If he’d been three, though, or five. More idiocy.) “And whose little boy are you?" “Mamma’s li’l boy.” “Aren’t you papa’s little boy, too?" “Nope.” “Why aren’t you papa’s little boy?” “The decree gimme to mamma.” Then we went on our pleasant way. —Savannah Morning News.

A CLERGYMAN’S TESTIMONY.

The Rev. Edmund Heslop of Wigton, Pa., suffered from Dropsy for a year. His limbs and feet were swollen and puffed. He had heart flutter-

Rev. E. Heslop.

Kidney Pills the swelling disappeared and he felt himself again. He says fie has been benefited and blessed by the use of Dodds Kidney Pills. Several months later he wrote: I have not changed my faith in your remedy since the above statement was authorized. Correspond with Rev. E. Heslop about this wonderful remedy. Dodds Kidney Pills, 50c. per box at your dealer or Dodds Medicine Co.. Buffalo, N. Y. Write for Household Hints, also music of National Anthem (English and German words) and recipes for dainty dishes. All 3 sent free. Adv.

Bridge Scandal.

She —If you should hold a hand like that To you what make would best appear? He —Why, if I held a hand like yours, I think I make it diamonds, dear.

CURES ITCHING SKIN DISEASES.

Cole’s Carbollsalve stops itching and makes the skin smooth. All druggists. 25 and 50c. Adv. Storm centers as a rule defy central limitations. • Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar-coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels. Do not gripe. Adv. If we could see ourselves as others see ub we wouldn’t believe it

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No Scabs.

Blushing Bride —What was that our friends stuck all over our suit cases, The Groom—Honey, love, that was a union label.

Suitable Attire.

"How were the sailors dressed who were left on the desert Islands?” “In maroon suits, of course.”

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