Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 274, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 November 1912 — Page 2

The Daily Republican Kvery Day Except Sunday HEALEY & CLARK, Publishers. RENSSELAER. INDIANA.

Thiß is the open season lor Welsh rabbits. Garlic is suggested as a cure tor tuberculosis. A strenuous cure, all right Radium is Bald to add fertility to the soil. But there are lots of cheaper fertilizers A hunter was killed in the Maine woodß the other day. That ceased long ago to be heroic. A Chicago woman advertises herself as a “hat doctor.” Must give her patrons dope on the latest styles. President Eliot of Harvard advises frednmen to marry early. They’ll have to if they marry while they’re freshmen. A Fond du Lac judge holds that a woman may slap her mother-in-law. Sure she can, if she wants to run the chance. A New York prisoner explained that he gets thirsty every time the moon changes, which is as good an excuse as most men give. A noted German editor is coming over here to learn all about American newspapers. He’ll have a long time to spend In studying. ft Official returns show that 40,000 Corots have been shipped from London to New York. That Corot must have worked day and night An Englishman has developed a stingless honeybee that is a better worker than the bee that stings. Hurry with the kickless mule. One may openly confess an unholy curiosity as to what the woman conductors of Philadelphia will Bay when the trolley slips off the wire. A designer says that $3.48 Is enough for a dress for a young girl. It may be enough for—the but it wouldn’t convince the wearer.

A Philadelphia woman has been declared insane because she “talks Incessantly.” But how does this distinguish her from the normal? A Chicago waiter has been arrested charged with hanging about cemeteries and attempting to flirt with the women and girls. A grave offense. A woman has sued her husband for divorce because he Insisted on playing checkers all the time. Couldn’t stand his checkered career, evidently. “A spade is not an Implement of wealth," remarks a Pennsylvania labor leader. Still, money, the root of evil, can only be obtained by digging. __ A-JWashington cow ate a bunch of dynamite and then laid down and died. Had she survived her meal, she’d probably have given nitroglycerin. Have you ever noticed how nice looking and intelligent the women are who have taken to wearing sensible heels on their shoes? Of course you have!. ?

A Gothamite frightened his wife bo badly with toy pistol that she beat him up and had him arrested. Perhaps she was afraid he didn’t know it -was loaded. iiedicine is now placed in candy for the benefit of the little ones. In dfys gone by the youngster had a choice of standing for his castor oil or a thrashing. % An English duke who is in his ninety-second year hurt himself lately by falling from his car. These sporty old boys are still giving the laugh to the Oslerian theory. After all. it would seem that those guns for the destruction of war aeroplanes are a waste of time. Just give the aviators enough space, and results will be accomplished. The new type of baggage check omits, however, any means of telling the condition of the baggage when delivered. All the punches and holes are in that case in the trunk. The air and the water continue to claim sacrifices and death walks abroad on the land. Clearly there is no place where a man can go and be safe, but the man with a clear conscience need not be troubled. Paris has prohibited duelling in the streets and those who wish to engage in this merry pastime must retire to secluded places. Denying combatants a gallery is one of the most effective methods of breaking up the practice. The Inventor of circus lemonade died recently, showing tlmt all men eventually get what is coming to them. & “Intensive housework” is a phrase recently uttered and brings up a picture of much toll on the hands and knees. : Wireless will next be used to regulate docks on shipboard. When it has been successfully applied to the running of aeroplanes, it may do away with that inconvenient stopping of tha motor.

FROM all parts of the world the natives of the Balkan states are hurrying home to take part in the war against Turkey. Our illustration Bhows a group of Servians ready, to be armed and to move to the front.

JAILED FOR HUSBAND

Woman Served Six Years in Prison on Arson Charge. While Incarcerated Spouse Failed to Visit and She Believed He Was lII—Li berated, She Has Him Arrested. Philadelphia.—Deserted, she says, by her husband after he had-been acquitted of the charge of setting fire to the Point Chautauqua hotel, in Lake Chautauqua, N. Y., while she served six years in prison, Mrs. Nora Allen turned on him in court here and exclaimed: „ “At the trial I kept my mouth shut to save your neck. I went to prison and you went free. .1 gave you all but $250 of the SI,OOO I received for setting the fire.” Mrs. Allen had brought her husband to court on a warrant charging him desertion, having taken this action only after she had sought him for more than a year, only to be rejected when she finally found him. In the entire tifiie she was in prison, she said, her thoughts turned constantly toward her husband, although she received no word from him. With tear-filled eyes she said in Magistrate Gorman’s court that sometimes while in prison she thought her husband must be dead’, at others he was ill. Numerous were the excuses she invented in her own mind to account for failure to hear from him. When she wafijreleased a little more than a year ago she started out to search for her husband, intending, she said, to aid him if he was in trouble. Tracing him to Philadelphia, she learned he had been living in No. 1706 Sumner street, but had been taken to the Medico-Chirurgical hospital for treatment Mrs. Allen visited the hospital and sent word to her husband that she wanted to see him. “He does not care to see you,” was the reply she received. She then went to police headquarters and obtained a warrant against Allen! “He still is my husband,” she said after Allen had been held in bonds of S3OO, “but my love for him has turned

MAN’S PROPHECY OF FLYING

Character In "Rasselas” Said That Aviator Would Be Next Step After Swimming. Chicago.—Among the prophecies of conquest of the air, the account of an inventor’s faith that men could learn to fly since they have learned to swim, as found in Johnson’s “Rasselas,” is interesting. The mechanic says: “I have been long of opinion that instead of the tardy conveyance of ships and chariots, man might use the swifter migration of wings; that th§ fields of air are open to knowledge, and that only ignorance and idleness need crawl upon the ground.” This hint rekindled the prince’s desire of passing the mountains; having seen what the machinist had already performed, he was willing to fancy that he could do more. ... ‘‘l a® afraid,” said he to the artist, “that your imagination prevails over your skill, and that you now tell me rather what you wish, than what you know. ...” “So,” replied the machinist, "fishes have the water, in which yet beasts can swim by nature, and men by art. He that can swim needs not despair to fly;, to swim is to float in a grosser fluid, and to fly is to swim in a subtler. We are only to proportion our power of" resistance to the different density of matter through which we are to pass. You will be necessarily upborne by the air. If you can renew any impulse upon it faster than the air can recede from the pressure.” The prince promised secrecy, and waited for the performance, not wholly hopeless of success. He visited the work from time to time, observed its progress, arid "remarked many ingenious contrivances to facilitate motion *and unite levity with strength. The artist was every day more certain he should leave vultures

SERVIAN VOLUNTEERS RALLY TO THECOLORS

to hatred. I am sorry now I spoke of the Chautauqua hotel fire, but my temper overcame my judgment. Nothing I might say now, however, could be used against him, as he has been acquitted of the arson charge.’*

RIP VAN WINKLE IS BEATEN

Believed Dead for 35 Years, Veteran Retunrs to Wife Who Been Drawing His Pension. Cincinnati. —Old Soldier Robert Mentzel has Rip Van Winkle beat several blocks in the way of being lost and forgotten by the 'world and then coming back. Mentzel, who is now living in Dayton, 0., is seventy-five years old. For the past 35 years he has been considered dead by his wife, who for 22 years of that time has drawn a pension from the government as a soldier’s widow. Mentzel disappeared in 1877 and was no more heard of till a few weeks ago, when he applied for a service pension. His wife had been getting a pension of sl2 a month for years hack as a soldier’s widow.

TRIP THROUGH DARDANELLES

New Light Thrown on the Famous Raid of Italian War Vessels on Turkish Forts.

Rome.—Corrado Zoli, the war correspondent of II Secolo of Milan, whp is now in Rome, has cleared up the mystery surrounding the raid made through the Dardanelles on the night of July 18-19, by six Italian torpedo boats, of which, r according to Turkish reports, three were, and according to Italian reports, not only was none sunk, but the flotilla actually engaged the Turkish fleet beyond Kilid BahrChanak. Signor Zoli finds, after examining the reports of Admiral Viale and Commander Millo, that the flotilla never came within striking distance of the Turkish fleet, and that Its approach was first discovered by the vedettes on the Serril Bahr fort, near the en-

and eagles behind him, and the contagion of his confidence seized upon the prince. In a year the wings were finished, and on a morning appointed, the maker appeared furnished for flight on a little promontory; he waved his pinions aw’hile to gather air, then leaped from his stand, aYid in an Instant dropped Into the lake. His wings, which were of no use In the air, sustained him in the water, and the prince drew him to land.

GETS $10,000 ON MELON CROP

Undismayed by Failure Last Year, Rancher Takes Bigger Chances This Season. Clifton, Colo. —To clean up a w»t little fortune of approximately SIO,OOO as a result of a couple of months’ work was the experience of J. B. Jobes, a rancher west of town, who decided that there was money in cantaloupes despite his own experience to the contrary. Jobes, who was a practicing physician back in Pennsylvania, came to the Grand valley to regain his health. He bought a young apple orchard and decided that he would pay his expenses by growing cantaloupes among the trees. Doctor Jobes ran up against a bad year, however, and last season not only didn’t make a profit, but for some of his cantaloupes did not receive enough to pay for the crates. Instead, however, of blaming the melons or the valley, or a hundred and one other things, he decided that the only difficulty with his returns was the way that they were marketed. Consequently he decided to market his own melons and anyone else’s who would trust him with them, i \ % *

FIND HAIR IN GIRL'S STOMACH

Fourteen Ounces Is Removed From Organ of Child In Los An- . geles, Cal. Los Angeles.—Relieved of fourteen ounces of hair, which she had swallowed a little at a time since last November, Virginia Field, an eleven-year-old girl, is resting easily at a hospital and is practically sure to recover. The girl was Injured by a fall last November. Thereafter she suffered from a nervous affection that caused her continually to bite her hair. In this way her stomach was gradually filled with broken strands of hair, and several days ago she was taken violently" ill. . The surgeons found the hair balled up in the child’s stomach.

RULES COUSINS MAY WED

PemwylvanTa Supreme Court Says They Must Go to Some Other State to Do It. Philadelphia.—The supreme* court of this state has decided that a marriage between first cousins, although prohibited by statute in Pennsylvania, is not illegal if contracted in a state where such marriages are recognized.

trance, that although there was no Italian loss the flotilla never got much farther, and that Turkish gunners on shore if they struck anything must have hit their own destroyers. In his article, Signor Zoli says: “Commander Millo said that when he reached the second cable under .the Baikouch Tepe battery, the Spica stopped, and that this stop permitted him to observe the water space beyond the narrows. By looking at the plan it will be seen that this water space is the Bay of Chanak. From this point the commander watched the firing from the Hamazieh battery, and considered it impossible to pass the zone of action commanded by this battery without sacrificing all the squadron, and therefore gave the order to return. Therefore the truth is that the Italian torpedo boats did not pass beyond the Kilid Bahr-Chanak line. “In the report of Commander Millo there is one certainly involuntary inexactitude —his persuasion that he saw the Turkish fleet and that he was fired on by it. If he did not pasß the Kilid Bahr-Chanak line, he could not have seen the Turkish fleet anchored in the Bay of Nagara, and most certainly he could not have been fired on by it. The Turkish fleet did not fire a single cannon. “But it is clear that Commander Millo was misled by the numerous steamships and by two or threo Turkish. torpedo boats anchored in the Bay of Chanak; it was probably these vessels that, hidden in the darknesß of the night and the shadows of the numerous searchlights were mistaken for the opposing fleet, and he could easily have mistaken for the guns of this fleet the guns fired from Hamazieh and Chanak Kalessi. "There is nothing strange or inadmissible in this explanation, given the conditions of time and the nervous tension produced on all. It Is even more possible when we think that ‘a high personae of the ministry of marine’ furnished one of the most important newspapers with a sketch map of the raid in which the fiay of Chanak was confounded with Nagar, placing Chanak on the other side of the narrows and fixing the anchorage of the Turkish fleet exactly ih. this Bay of Chanak where Commander Millo thought he saw them."

RECORD YIELD OF WHEAT

Montanan Geta 2,350 Bushels From Forty Acres, an Average of Over Fifty-eight. Billings, Mont—-€. L. Wilcox, living five miles from here, Is claiming the championship wheat yipld of the present season In this state. He thrashed 2,350 bushels of hard winter wheat from forty acres, an. average of 58% bushels per acre. The top notch price of the season, 73 cents, was paid for it by a local milling concern.

NEITHER HAYSEED NOR ANGEL

But There Need Be Little Question That Young Lady Had Much Ingenuity. Across the line on the Kansas side where the study of agriculture is compulsory, one of the high school girls took home her monthly report card and proudly announced: “I took the highest grade In the class in history, English literature and German.” “That’s all very well,” replied her fatherrcfitlcally examining the card,“but how about this grade in agriculture?” - -■ : ; “Oh, well,” explained the daughter, “I’m no hayseed!” A little farther down a deportment grade, not altogether satisfactory, appeared. “And how do you account for this grade in deportment?” he inquired. “I’m no bloomin’ angel, either,” she replied.—Kansas City Star.

KISSED HER OFTEN.

Carrye—He had the audacity to kiss me. Her Mother —Of course you were indignant? Carrye—Oh! yes, mamma, every time.

DANDRUFF COVERED SCALP

3002 Cass St., St. Louis, Mo.—“ For five years I suffered with itching of my body and scalp. My trouble began with on my lower limbs which was very annoying, and my scalp was literally covered with dandruff. My hair used to come out by the handfuls and the itching of my body and scalp was terrible. I had used almost all the skin remedies on the market with no results, when I wrote for a little Cuti* cura Soap and Ointment and it gave me instant relief. Within one month’s use of the Cuticura Soap and Ointment I was entirely cured. I cannot discover one strand of my hair coming out and I have not lost a minute of sleep since using the Cuticura Soap and Ointment, which entirely cured me of itching of my body and scalp in its worst form. I also find the Cuticura Soap a benefit in shaving.” (Signed) Charles Judlin, Dec. 8, 1911. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card “Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.” Adv.

Puts Job in Second Place.

A Humboldt rancher returned from a year’s trip through the east to And that a one-time neighbor of his, a ipan noted for his perfect patience, had been having a siege of bad luck. Upon hearing the news he immediately sought out the neighbor to condole with him. “Well, John,” he said, after greetings had been exchanged. “I hear you lost all of your timber through the forest fires.” The other man nodded. “And they say that the river cut off your best bottom land; that your hogs all died of cholera; that your wife and children had been sick, and that they have now foreclosed the mortgage on your other place. John nodded again. "Yes, it’s all true,” he said, looking about him at what had once been his prosperous farm, “all true. Why, sometimes I get almost discouraged.”—Ladies’ Home Journal.

Se Like Strangers.

Nell—Bob Brown and Dolly Smith are engaged. Sue—lndeed? I thought they were better acquainted.

YOU CAN CURB CATARRH

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