Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 273, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 November 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Frcat on the ragweed la poetical enough for hay fever sufferers. There la only one thing wrong with Indian summer. That is Its brevity. Mount Wrangel is In an eruption. Wonder if it's a political disturbance Aeroplane rides can now be had for fl apiece, ambulance charges not included. It !• announced that sneezing spreads the measles. A measley sort of stunt, isn’t it? Six girls constitute a “crowd,” according to the Harvard library rules — or three companies, to be exact Before long, says scientists, well be making eggs from air. Hope the air won’t have to be foul, though. The death of a “living skeleton” is reported by a foreign paper, no doubt due to one of the Ills that flesh Is heir to. A Chicagoan was crushed to death under a radiator he was installing against the coming winter. Another heat victim. An Englishman has been imprisoned because he couldn't pay his wife’s debts. Bet it isn’t a title married to an American girl. The New York board of health wants to probe beef stew. What has the New York board of health lost that it expects to find? ■■■■ ' '■ Now comes word from manufacturers that women are wearing larger stockings. Probably due to the fact that Christmas is coming. Perhaps aviation is advanced by the sacrifice of men, but what is aided by the broken knee cap? and cracked skulls of football players? An Inventor has manufactured an umbrella that will not turn Inside out. If he could make it thief-proof, he might accomplish something. English military authorities have discontinued the use of the aeroplane. England has a big standing army, but it couldn’t stand the depletion. This washing of old bills is all right what is a man going to live on when he’s sent his week’s salary to the governmAit laundry? Bavaria has passed a law that a man may not kiss his wife on a'railroad train. Only those of the male sex are allowed to kiss in Bavaria. An Indian woman has Invented a muffler which, she claims, will render crying babies inaudible. Ought to be tried on some autos and motorcycles. * "Using dynamite as an argument is not advisable, as experience teaches that it destroys the premises»»and therefore undermines .the conclusions. A court of appeals has decided that tips are personal gifts. Wonder if the court.also considered the amount of moral courage required to refuse 'em. w A Moscow merchant dropped dead when he heard that $350,000 had been stolen from him by his brother. Stealing $350,000 must be unusual in Moscow.

Man, according to a scientist, is losing his memory. Ret those statistics were gathered by him during some of the investigations of the trust magnates. A coroner’s physician of New York City shut ofT the Judge’s wind to show him how a murder was committed What happened to the corouer’s physician is not reported. A boy has Just been killed by a gun supposed to be empty, but which had been really loaded for 42 years. These empty-loaded guns seem never to get too aged to do business. Enemies of the hobble skirt come to the fore with the announcement that they reveal knock knees. Why don't they claim that they make ’em? It would be a better weapon. A Rhode Island doctor's dictum that a baby is worth S9O at birth will be denied with wrath and scorn by every fond mother who is firmly convinced that her particular darling should be rated in the billions. A Brooklyn judge decided that it was not cruel treatment for a wife to throw the breakfast dishes at her husband. He probably went on the wellknown fact that a woman never hits anything at which she alms. A judge has held that a parlor is a proper place for courting. Evidently be never lived in a boarding house. Elderly man facing a long term for forgery blame* an airtist's model for Itfsr dewfifslt A model excuse, any* -way. Thq professional beggar of Spain la ta Jeopardy,''as a decree has been Issued against the profession pf mendicancy. We can equal It right here to home. How about that anti-tlpping «*Wf ,