Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 269, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 November 1912 — THE MAN BEHIND THE BUND [ARTICLE]

THE MAN BEHIND THE BUND

Uneasy lies the head that wears a straw hat. Had clocks on their stoekings for years. Some of them are alarm clocks. Going to ba embarraslng on Chicago girls. Nothing short of town clocks will do In their case. —c. Watches on slippers is the latest feminjne fad. Good idea. Got a stiff neck picking the time off church steeples. Chief Bull Moose's first roar was twenty-three thousand words. Safq bet he’ll carry the dictionary by a tremendous majority. Estimated police of New York collect 33,000,000 a year in graft. Cost of police protection is keeping pace with the increase in other necessities. Be interesting to watch the effect on the masculine shape. Stooped Bhoulders will supplant the upholstered kind. Tailors will have to cut coats with a circular saw.