Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 268, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Nobody is ever hurt when an ah meet Is postponed. The pigskin and the oyster go hand tn hand, so to speak. Smaller currency will compel our leading counterfeiter to revise their dies. The motorcycle has proved deadly enough to suit the most exacting “lov era of sport” Chicago has a “kissing burglar," hat girls, he is not even passably good looking. Humanity Is assured of a ripe old age if we can keep our scientists from dying young. ▲ New York inventor is building an aeroplane with 18 wings. Hope he’ll arrange them so they won’t interfere. Explorers in New Mexico recently have found a prehistoric flat, but even the janitor had become extinct It is carrying the humanitarian movement quite too far when bandits try to chloroform their victims. One desirable step in that proposed war df phthisis would be the amputation of the superfluous consonants. Men may become too blase to buy tickets to an aviation meet and yet grow excited over a casual dog fight Aviators are not the only people Who deliberately take chances. There are many amateur mushroom gatherers. - • » There is ttys to say for marriage: Those who have had experience with It are always willing to give it another trial. Cincinnati woman declares she has discovered a man without a fault. Walt till they’ve been married ten years. ——— While fashion has decreed that women’s hats shajl be smaller this winter, the prices still remain disgracefully obese. Philadelphia is to have women cashiers on street cars. Now we see where the “move forward, please,” never can be enforced. A Chicago court bailiff,, named Hunter, served 13,014 writs and traveled 127,952 miles in two months. Borne hunter. Pueblo Indians of the fifteenth century are discovered to have danced the “grizzly bear.” Yes, and where are they now? A German visitor here says that there are no trusts in Germany, only syndicates. There is much in the power of words. When a baseball player dies of heart disease after years of service in the big leagues no man can consider himself exempt. Father is a pretty good fellow when It comes to paying the bills, but sometimes he doesn't get any credit, even In his own home. It is reported that an earthquake was recently felt at Reno. But it doesn’t seem possible that anything could shock Reno. The craving for wealth still rages In the breast of the humble but beautiful chorus girL One has just eloped with an iceman. A Gotham policeman had his pocket picked on a street car. The pickpockets are evidently going where they think the money is. Why should the men be blamed for not giving up their seats in street cars when the women prefer to wear stand-ing-room-only skirts? Piano makers in several states are threatening a strike. And yet this is a business which depends for its very existence on harmony. An abnormality has been discovered, that of a woman who is talking herself to death. As a general rule a husband Is the victim. Now it Is announced that Uncle Bam is going to make money smaller. Wonder if it will cause a depreciation In salaries? A telephone system Is to be Installed in the Pennsylvania penitentiary for the convenience df its inmates. Possibly a palm garden with the usual inuslcal and liquid accessories will be the next improvement There is no Indignation apparent over the charge that the American women have larger feet than of yore. There is no pinched-in effects about the modern progressive woman, despite the attempted slavery of the hob bla She is expanding. x ' That nameless but distinguished physician of Geneva who thinks that too much sleep is as bad as too much food wfl} arouse only academic inter est by bis discovery. Most of us are M busy gettiag food that we have no time to gorge omselves with sleep.