Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 268, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 November 1912 — Serious Lack. [ARTICLE]

Serious Lack.

An old Englishwoman, who was extremely stout, was making vain efforts to enter the rear door of an omnibus. The driver leaned over good-naturedly, and dried: “Try Bideways, mother, try sideways!” The old woman looked up breathlessly, and replied: “Why, bless ye, James, I ain’t got no sideways!”—Youth’s Companion.