Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 266, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 November 1912 — WHAT HE COULDN’T STAND. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

WHAT HE COULDN’T STAND.

Goodly—Sir, I am surprised to hear you swearing at the heat- What will you do in the next world, where there’s not a drop of water to moisten your parched Growly—Are you sure there’s no water there? Goodly—Positive. Growly—Ah! Then there’s no humidity; that’s what knocks me. I can stand for the heat.