Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 249, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 October 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

- ■ ■=> Giris, be careful of the curling iron when if* hot Science cannot regulate marriage •r lore affairs. What the aeroplane* need is « nonskid apparatus. No one object* to the dog** having hi* day if he wear* a muxzle. \ "" 1 ■ What has become es the old fashioned orator who made the welkin ring? X Every time an aviation meet does not kill anybody congratulations are In order. . A. The summer romances will have their happy sequels in the autumn weddings. Japanese feminine fashions have remained unchanged for 2,500 years. Happy Japan! Our notion of complete and utter futility is to say "by-by” to a six-' weeks-old infant. It is said there are no swear words in the Japanese language. That’s why golf isn’t popular there. China refuses to promise not to abolish Thibet This is a fine time for Thibet to begin to be good.

A Buffalo barber advertises that he Is “a man of few words.” His waiting list ought to be a long one. An inquirer wishes to know “what an army overcoat 50 years old is worth." It is worth preserving. A Boston man says he has a way of producing a flyless age; but he refers insect not the aeroplane. the only way to bring a ■polled and pampered child to his senses is to give him a spanking. A woman recently marled a convict In a New York penitentiary. She at least knows where he is o’ nights. What has become of the old fashioned spider that used to spin the in. itials of the next president in its web? Those deaf-mutes who were just united in the bonds of wedlock are at least assured of a quiet married life. From the deaths occurring in the ranks of army aviators, it appears as If peace were not without its dangers, too. A reported boycott on fuller skirts by the young women of a West Virginia town may cause Paris to hesitate. A New York man has Just died of old t&e at twenty-six. The great white way certainly sets the pace that kills. Eastern society women are called bad life Insurance risks. Germany refuses to insure aviators. Both are high flyers. •• 4 ' Boston now has the articulated street car, but it is certain that the Boston articulation of “car” leaves off the final “r.” A female fly lays 120,000 eggs in a ■ingle season; but that’s because she don't spend three-fourths of her time cackling over it Elbert Hubbard recommends baseball as a cure for “nerves." Evidently Elbert isn’t really interested in any pennant outcomes. The new stepless cars pay be put in use on New York street railway lines. And then may come the strapless cars, and then the millennium of ■treet car travel. - Philadelphia chicken thieves perpetrated their dastardly work by chloroforming the fowls before abstracting them. Taking a fowl advantage of the owner, as it were. A Chicago woman has requested that the courts force her husband to remain home of nights. With the average man it would take more than a court injunction to do that Telephone girls in one locality have been forbidden to powder their faces. Under such conditions it is useless to deny that tyranny, oppression and cruelty are still rampant in this free Und ‘ A pulmotor saved the life of a Chicago woman after she was half asphyxiated by illuminating gas. At last there has been a motor discovered that is not devoted to purposes of destruction. j Lot* of city people do not know, the difference between sweet corn and green field corn and some grocers would not trouble to enlighten them. - Chicago women, so it is said, are smoking cigars. Some women everywhere ar* likely to do almost anything. The same is true of some men. A N*w York judge committed a pretty mis* to jail a* a love cure. Rather a trifle more strenuous than the old fashioned potion, but surely more certain. ■'- ■ ’