Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 248, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 October 1912 — Inexperienced. [ARTICLE]

Inexperienced.

In a boarding house for bachelors, Amanda, typical '‘Mammy, 1 ’ looked at ter the guests’ comfort in true southern style so well that one of the men thought he would take her away with him in the summer in the capacity of housekeeper. Toward_sprlng he waylaid her in the hall one day and said: "Mandy, do you like the country?" Mandy reckoned she'did. z “Would you like to go away with me this summer and keep house for me?" Mandy was sure she would. "Suppose I get just a bungalow. Do you think you could take care of it nicely by yourself?” Mandy gasped and rolled her eyes. ""Deed, no, massa! Reckon you all better get somebody else; I don’t know nothin* about taking care of any animals!" —Harper’s Magazine. The beauty doctors tell us that rest is a great beautifler —but they neve* cite the tramp as an example.