Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 246, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 October 1912 — Clumsy Flatterer. [ARTICLE]

Clumsy Flatterer.

He was a flatterer, but a clumsy one. Noting that the girl of his heart possessed beautiful teeth that shone like Ivory, he ventured to pass a compliment. "Dearest,” he whispered, leaning over the music rack, "your teeth are like piano keys.” Freezing him with an icy glare, she turned on her heel. "Sir, how dare you insult me?" "Insult you?” “Yes, insinuate that my teeth are as large as piano keys.” And without another word she left the parlor, leaving him crestfallen and bewildered. Butter Wrappers, plain or printed, at this office. ' A, • • • ‘ ’ ..«Y ‘ ’