Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 233, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 September 1912 — Handy to Have Around. [ARTICLE]

Handy to Have Around.

“Are you one of these who believe the dog is man’s most faithful friend?” “I must admit that I am not.” “Then you, I take it, do not keep a dog?” “Oh, yes, I keep one, but not because I like the brutes. It happens that the one we have always bowls unmercifully when my wife tries to sing.”—Judge.