Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 227, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 September 1912 — Page 2

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Sit'S Poets should always apostrophlM the weather as feminine. Uvery dog has his day because nobody else wants dog days. • ■■ ■■ Walking is a delightful exercise—when it Is not compulsory. - 1 The dictagraph should be tried and convicted of perjury unless it tells the truth. " ~ T - - - . —, , f . *. n _ x T. • - 1 An eastern man offers to teach flying by mall, this at least being a safe way to study. |gSj£i- • \ Vacation and Christmas are the two great agencies for putting money Into active circulation. However, if SL Louis women do wear socks, where will they carry their chamois rags? A pessimist is a man who thinks he'll never get a chance to wear his fish net underwear. An old maid in New Rochelle Is reported to have found a burglar under her bed. Lucky old maid. A Brooklyn dentist has become an aviator, and will now have a chance to work on his own nerve. A San Francisco woman has a special car for her dogs. This no doubt Butts the regular passengers. Another royalist plot In Portugal has failed. The best thing a royalist plot Jn Portugal does Is to fall ' Next to a game of chess probably a balloon race is the most exciting contest that can be witnessed these daya A Denver preacher says that it is a sin to kill a fly or break an egg. It surely Is a sin to break some eggs. - ; A New Orleans girl went to heaven during a five days’ sleep. This is the first mysterious bourne round-trip record. “When is a man old?" asks an exchange. A man is old when he loses his hankering to do violence to the * Umpire. Pittsburg man at the age of eightythree marries a girl he had known two weeks. But such Is the impetuosity of youth. Glri in St. Louis claims to have killed 10,068,000 flies, and we are willing to take her word rather than count ’em. * Another reason for the unpopularity of aviation among women is that it is •'impracticable to fly while wearing a Paris hat Vital statistics tells us that New York had a murder fbr every day In July. New York is a great place for an undertaker. 1 The women’s clubs of Chicago havo declared war on the ‘‘masher.’’ The most effective club in his case would be the policeman's. A Brooklyn man, bitten by a fish he had caught. Is now afraid of hydrophoblt. It certainly Is enough to make any man mad to have a fish bite him. The Agricultural Department has Just issued a little pamphlet on the fattening of calves. However, It omits mention of the first and most Important step —taking away their cigarettes. Playing roque by electric light Is one of Chicago’s present activities, though nobody really need be ashamed to play It by daylight. As duchesses and princesses are now going up in airships, aviation may justly claim to have been admitted Into the higher circles. ! Farmer In California became weary of hoeing potatoes in the hot sun and turned highwayman. The glorious climate of California. The New Yorker who has invented a machine to tell when a man is in love has gone to unnecessary trouble When you feel foolish, that’s 1L “Listen to your wife," advises a medical expert. Being a medical expert. he well knows the damage that a rolling pin or flatiron can inflict The doctors have finally decided that there Is do such thing as a blood •purifier. Those who remember the sulpbur-and molaßses days of childhood wish that the discovery bad been made sooner -i' - . Rich old lady In Ohio hired an or-, ■cbestra to play while her dog was eating. No wonder dogs go mad. , ; * Japan’s emperor was a poet, bat as Jie was a good one this will not be counted against him when his record Is mad# up by the historian of the ft __ ' An Austrian woman created a sensation on an ocean liner by wearing a hoopsklrt. She may be welcomed At Shfe* embodied reaction against tee • ... ' . , 1 .

CLARKE TO QUIT AS MANAGER OF PIRATES

Will Fred Clarke manage the Pittsburg baseball club next year? In some quarters there prevails the belief that Clarke is about to retiro from the game to his ranch and flour mill in the Sunflower state. Fred’s cofatract as manager of the Pittsburg club expires this year. It is not known whether he will renew It or not. It was believed when he last signed that the document was a twoyear affair. It wasn't; it was for one year only—until the end of the 1912 season. It is believed the greatest left fielder that ever lived is growing tired —that he is becoming wearied of the hurlyburly life of baseball —that he believes the time has come when he should settle down with his family to enjoy the good things his many strenuous years of endeavor on the, baseaball diamond have earned for him. Clarke cannot achieve greater honors than are his. He has shown himself to he one of the great leaders of baseball; he has won pennants and also a world’s championship. No greater reward exists for the baseball manager. Clarke has been at the head of the great Pittsburg club since 1901 when, with Wagner, Phillippe, Leach and other stars, he came from Louisville, the Colonels being transferred bodily to the Smoky City. He . has made a name for himself —a name that will live as long as baseball lives. He has made his team a team that has been feared by all others —a team which has always been up front in the National league race. But, all things must come to an end. So must Fred Clarke’s tenure of ofliec as manager of the Pittsburg club be concluded some day. Fred is now past forty and a wealthy man. His wife has been urging him for years to, quit tlie diamond life and settle down. When asked by a baseball scribe the other day as to whether or not he was to retire Clarke was evasive. Finally he stated in reply to the reporter’s repeated inquiries that he might and he might not. This was all that could be learned from him. Much speculation is being indulged In by the baseball fans of Pittsburg and other cities as to who would be Clarke’s successor in the event of his retirement. Some pick Hans Wagner. They base their supposition on the fact that Han 3 Is slowly but surely going back and that a berth as leader of a National league club would be

Honus Wagner.

Just to his liking. Others assert that Hans was never cut out for a manager and, furthermore, that it will beSome time before it will be necessary for the Pirate star to quit the diamond,' as he is now playing one of the best games of bis career. He was a little slow in getting Btarted this season, they say, but sow he is going great

Manager Fred Clarke of Pittsburg.

guns. It was only the other day that Johnny McGraw declared that old Honus was still the best ball player on the diamond and McGraw knows a good player about as well as any one connected with the game—possibly a little better.

SOUTHPAWS ARE UNCERTAIN

Exception Taken to Statement by New *York Writer-Case of “Doc” White and Others Cited. A writer in the New York Telegram takes issue with the statement that left-handed pitchers are an uncertain lot and never have two good seasons in succession, and says: “That’s just about as far from the truth as several other recent observations which have been made. How about Waddell as a left-hander who was consistently good? Derby was one, Kilroy was one, Ramsey was one, Lady Baldwin was one, Richmond was one, Breitenstein

“Doc” White.

another. White has been a success, Wiltse has averaged much the same for a long run of years, is one of the best and most enduring pitchers in the history of the game, and there are plenty more. When a lefthander’s arm loses its strength and his fingers their cunning, he falls out of baseball like the right-hander, but there’s many a page of baseball Jhstory which Is graced by the masterly work of the southpaws.”

Pirates Secure Butler.

The Pirates have secured Butler, the great shortstop of the St Paul club and have given five men in return for him. Pitcher Gardner, Third Baseman Walter Rehg, Infielder Bill McKechnie, and a catcher, and an outfielder yet to be named, are to go for him.

Senators Make Money.

The Washington club is going .to make a lot of money this year. Ond ot the dopesters has figured it oat that the Senators will earn close to SIOO,OOO before the end of the season.

Detroit Makes Many Changes.

More changes hare been made In the pitching staff of*the Detroit team this season'than in any other club in the American league.

THE DAIRY INDUSTRY EPITOMIZED.

The National. Dairy Show, having arranged for a permanent home In which to forward the Dairy Industry In all of itß branches, and recognizing the cow as the foundation of all things Dairy, is undertaking to build an annual Exposition that will not alone prove to be a school for .the' farmer, but an advocate of thd highest type for the more general and varied use of the products of the Dairy. To do this successfully we must first have the attention and interest of the farmer and dairyman; next the support of the many Interests allied with and collateral branches of the industry. With this thought in mind, the management of the^ National Dairy Show desires to report progress made for the 1912 show to be held In Chicago, October 24 to November 2. We have assurances from the best breeders of the different breeds of cattle that they will be with Us, and for purposes of competition we have arranged a very complete classification, and by obtaining the very strongest talent for judges, who will be selected with the sole purpose in view of making a ribbon at this great National Show an article of supreme value, settling the question of show yard supremacy each year after the herds have done battle In the fairs and shows in their respective territories. We will make this show yard the mart for highest-type of selection add the place from where all matters of breeding and feeding will Jbe demonstrated as a guide to the old-timer and new beginner. Here is what we will have for you: Judges of National and International repute to pass upon the, cattle; a Government exhibit in charge of experts that will display breeds with record of test performance, the kind to own and the kind not to own; the test of feeds for results; the proper and Improper methods of handling the products and marketing of same; civic sanitary and hygienic requirements will be illustrated and explained by experts of National prominence. We have prepared a splendid premium list for Dairy Products which will bring out a strong lot of contestants with milk and cream exhibits for honors; butter and cheese makers will enter their products for supremacy and everything that can be developed for the benefit of the visitors in direct connection with the cow will be shown. The Borden Milk people, at an enormous expense, will give dally demonstrations of the pasteurizing, cooling, bottling and distributing of milk. They will erect In the show a plant equal in size to that used in a city branch. This must be helpful In allaying all agitation of the pure milk question for the city consumption. The Blue Valley Creamery will erect a plant in the show capable of making a ton of butter each day, showing the pasteurizing process and the cleanly, sanitary methods of a creamery. The Consumers Company will manufacture ice| cream In a glass machine In full view of the visitors, showing the thoroughly healthful and sanitary manufacture of this now extensively used condiment. Demonstrators /rom domestic science schools and colleges will give exhibitions and distribute recipes covering the more general use of milk as a food. The Universal Cement Company will erect an educational silo exhibit of large proportions, so that methods of preparation and care of ensilage, as well as the construction of silos, may be thoroughly discussed and understood. There will be exhibits from the many machinery houses, who will actively display and explain every new and modern device to their better understanding, and, in fact, the ten-day period of the show will have crowded Into It more of real value for the dairy industry than any other show ever before held for such a purpose. The man engaged in producing dairy products and the consumer will get immeasurable benefit by an attendance upon this entire detail working of all that pertains to dairying under one roof.

Unusual Occurrence.

Richard Harding Davis, during his Atlantic City honeymon, said at a fish luncheon; “I confess that I am not pleased with the modern trend of fiction. The newest fiction leaves a bad taste in the mouth. It is full of double entendre —like the parlor maid’s remark. “A gentleman came down to breakfast one morning with bloodshot eyes. He drank eight glasses of ice water hurriedly, then he muttered hoarsely to the pretty parlor maid: “ ‘Tell me, Adele, did I reach home last night very much under the weather?’ “ ‘lndeed you did, sir,’ the maid replied. ‘Whw. sir, you kissed the missis!’” —Washington Star.

A Booklet for Investors. The Harris Trust and Savings Bank. Harris Trust Building, Chicago, has issued a booklet entitled “Why Bonds Are Safe Investments," intended for the use of persons planning to invest In bonds for the first time. Its aim is to explain In simple terms the purposes ami uses of various classes of bonds, and to indicate the value of bonds hs safe investments for Individuals as well as institutions. Copies may be had free on application.

Cautious.

Hobson—l understand that you patronize Snips the tailor. Does tie suit you? Harduppe —Not unless 1 pay him something in advance. Mrs. Wlnsiows sootuing Syrup for Children teething, softens the gums, reduces Influmur allays pain, cores wind colic. Me a bottla Better a pavement made of good Intentions than no pavement at all. CURBS BURNS AND COT* . Cole’s Carbolbalve stops _ the pain Instantty. Cures quick. No scsr. All druggists, *5 and 50c. It’s a shame to spill milk, but U isn’t a crying shame.

CY MORGAN’S FAILURE

Lost Out When Paddy Livingston Left Athletics. / No Catcher on Connie Mack’e Btaff Could Handle Bpitball Save Clevelander—Became Excessively Wild and Ineffective. , . • Many are the reasons advanced for the failure of Cy Morgan, the Athletics’ spitball artist, to stick in the league this season, but not one of them has hit the nail fairly on the head. Surprising as it may seem, Morgan’s fate was curiously lihked with that of Paddy Livingston, the little catcher who was sold to Cleveland. The Ibve for automobiling and other things may have contributed to Morgan’* downfall, but the prime cause was the sending of Paddy Livingston to Cleveland. All Morgan’s good work In 1910 and 1911 can he traced to the handling of Livingston. No other catcher on the Athletics’ Gtaff could or would handle Morgan, nor did Connie Mack care to take A chance with Lapp and Thomas catching such an erratic spitball pitcher as Morgan. As a consequence he was teamed up with Livingston, who had handled all kinds of spitball pitchers and who did not fear them. Then, too, he was only the third string .catcher, and was worth taking a chance on. When Livingston left the team it was freely predicted that Morgan would lose his effectiveness. The big twirler started- the season auspicious-

Cy Morgan.

ly enough, pitching some fine ball lq» the first two weeks. Connie Mack then teamed him up with young Ben Egan. Egan Is a good young catcher, but noj capable of handling and directing a man like Morgan." As a result Morgan went from bad to worse in his pitching, became ex* cessively wild and lost effectiveness with his spitball. This latter delivery is his strong forte. In fact, no pitcher has a better “spltter” than Cy when properly handled. Some of the Athletic players believe that if Cy Morgan was again to team up with Livingston he would regain his effectiveness.

NOTES of the DIAMOND

They say bow that Jack Warhop’s real name is Flynn. If so, many a good story now spoiled. Philadelphia bugs believe Paskert and Lobert make the best lead-off combination in the business. Cincinnati and Cleveland can go ahead and make arrangeihents for the Ohio championship contests. George'Rohe takes the first base job at New Orleans with the departure of Doc Johnston for Cleveland. Pitcher Bobby Keefe, fired by Hank O’Day, Is doing good work tor Rochester in the International league. If Washington should happen to beat the Red Sox, Jim McAleer would feel that he had been whlpsawed. Sylvester Breen, sold by Milwaukee to San Francisco, refused to go to the coast and returned to his home in Cleveland. . Columbus has bought Pitcher Jack Kimball from Pittsburg. He had been with Indianapolis, but was turned back to Pittsburg. A Pittsburg fan who says he fell Into a ventilator while leaving Forbes Field and crippled himself has sued Barney Dreyfuss for $25,000. A perfect game was pitched by Williams of Bridgeport of the 0.-P. league against Follansbee on August 13. Not a man reached first on him. With the addition of Mills, Butler, Cullup and Angemeier, Manager Frank of New Orleans says his Pels are practically lined np for 1913. Pitcher Callop, the Appalachian league recruit, got away to a good atari with New Orleans and appears •o be ail that he teas said to be.

To Operate Canal by Electricity.

The Panama canal will be operated almost exclusively by ehsctrlo power. Approximately seven per cent of the minimum water supply will be diverted by hydro-electric development, and this will be the excess which is not required for lockages, evaporation, and leakage. The hydro-electric sta- , tlon will be located adjacent to the north wall of the Gatun spillway and the plant will have a capacity of 6.000 kilowatts. The average hydraulic head throughout the year will be about ?S .. feet

ECZEMA IN RED BLOTCHES

205-Kanter Ave,, Detroit, Mich. — “Some time last summer I was taken with eczema, n It began in my hair first with red blotches, then scaly, spreading to my face. The blotches were red on my face, dry and scaly, not large; on my scalp they were larger, some scabby. They came on ray hands. The inside of my hands were all little lumps as though full of shot about one-sixteenth of an inch under the skin. Then they went to the outside and between and all over my fingers. It also began on t£Te bottoms of my feet and the calves of my legs, and itch, oh, my! I never had _anything like it and hope I never will again. The itching was terrible. My hands got so I could scarcely work. “I tried different eczema ointments but without results. I also took medicine for it but it dld'no good. I saw the advertisement for a sample of - Cuticura Ointment and Soap and sent for one. They cRd me so much good I bought some more, using them as per directions, and in about three weeks I was well again. Cuticura Soap and Ointment entirely cured me.” (Signed) Benj. Passage, Apr. 8, 1912. Cuticura Soap and- Ointment sold throughout the world. Sample of eaoh free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address-poet-card “Cuticura, Dept L, Boston.” Some girls are given away in marriage and some throw themselves away. t

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