Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 221, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 September 1912 — THE REAL THING. [ARTICLE]

THE REAL THING.

“What’s doing in the way of amusements?" asked the newcomer of the old inhabitants of Hades. “Baseball .game every , afternoon,” answers the old inhabitant. “Baseball? You don't mean it! That’s great! I was a fan from ’way back on earA. On the square, do you have baseball every day?” “Sure thing.” “By ginger! This place suits me. Baseball! Say, this can’t be hell, then?” “Yes, it is. The home team always loses.”