Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 217, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 September 1912 — Grocery Repartee. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Grocery Repartee.

"If I had an engagement with you," said the clerk, “it would be this.” And he gently placed a date with a peach. ; “No,” answered the pretty cashier, “it would be like this.” And she laid the date beside the canned lobsters.