Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 216, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 September 1912 — GOOD JOKES [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

GOOD JOKES

A Suggestion. The retailer stopped one of his oldest customers on the street “I want to speak to you,” he began. “Go ahead and see if I care.” “You’ve got to care. This bill of yours has been running a long time now.” "Poor thing! How can you be so cruel as to let it run a long time?” “Well, what are you going to do with ar* - - “I’m going to make you a suggestion. If that bill has been running for as long as you say ft has, give it a rest. Let it stand for a monfh or two.”