Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 200, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 August 1912 — Where Duty Ends. [ARTICLE]

Where Duty Ends.

Customer (sarcastically)—l’ve managed to cut this steak, but I’m bothered if I can chew it. Waiter—Yes, sir. We guarantee our knives, but our responsibility does not extend to our customers’ teeth. — ( Punch.