Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 173, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 July 1912 — Page 3

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T:US is the first photograph made of President Taft and his cabinet as it is constituted today. From left to right around the table are: President Taft; Franklin MacVeagh, secretary of the treasury; George W. Viekersham, attorney general; George von L. Meyer, secretary of the navy; James Wilson, secretary of agriculture; Charles Nagel, secretary of commerce and labor; Walter L. Fisher, secretary of the Interior; Frank Hitchccck, postmaster general; Henry L. Stlmson, secretary of war, and P C. Knox, secretary of state.

KILLED IN ODD WAY

Beauty Developer Electrocutes Vain Pittsburg Chef. Remarkable Fade of Man Who Sought to Resemble Women—All the Foiblee of Fair Sex Both ae to Dress and Toilette. Pittsburg, Pa. —Artificial methods utilised by him to improve his face and figure were responsible for the death of Charles Beab, French chef at the Union Depot restaurant of the Pennsylvania railroad, here, with an electric needle in his breast, the victim of a beauty craze having been electrocuted. The unusual death of the man is the of wide discussion here, and everybody, including the deputy coroners who investigated the death, is puzzled as to whether the man took this unusual method of ending his life to secure notoriety, or his going out was accidental. The man’s body, when examined, was found to be molded on the lines of a woman. He wore a long pair of white corsets, attached to and under the skirt of which were’ heavy pads. The chef wore long silk stockings, which were connected with the corsets with the regulation Hose supporters. At a social function recently Beab was one of the gayest, and did not return home until about one o’clock. He almost immediately began preparing to retire, and began hlB regular nightly , beauty development stunt.! After hie face had—been—massaged with cold cream Beab began using an electric needle for his bust development. „ He had attached the wire to an electrolier In the center of his room, and standing before a mirror began working the needle In his breast. He bad frequently used the needle before, and just what caused the accident may never be known. Occupants of other apartments heard a fall, and hastening to the room found Beab dead. A physician was summoned, and after examining the body stated that death was doe to

NEW WAY TO COLLECT DEBT

Alleged Creditor at Hazleton, Pa., Confiscate* Blot Machines and Obtaina sl4. Hazleton, Fa. —John Brill, a Hazleton policeman, took novel means to collect a bill which he says William F. Cantner, proprietor of the Freeland Central hotel, has owed him for twen-ty-four years. Brill wsifc In the cigar business at the time and Cantner conducted a restaurant here. Cantner then moved away and later located at Freeland, where Brill says he played two slot machines In Cantner’s hotel. Swearing out a warrant for the arrest of Cantner on the charge of maintaining gambling devices, Brill went to Freeland and confiscated the machines, which he and" Constable Henry .Ziegler brought to town, where Brill emptied, the slots and obtained sl4.

MAN FASTS FOR 46 DAYS

Atlantic CHy Man Reduces 32 Pounds, Eats Maal, Fall* Ut, Bant to Hospital. Philadelphia, Pa. —John Watson of Atlantic City fasted 46 days to reduce his weight, and then tried to enjoy a peal. The other day Watson walked into detective headquarters and asked to be sent to a hospital. He had weighed 148 pounds, which he thought was too much. He consulted doctors. They told him to fast, he said. He fasted. Now he weighed 114 pounds, and felt he had accomplished enough. So he ate a real meal Then be walked into headquarters and asked for assistance. He was sent, to the Philadelphia hosp4sL ' •

PRESIDENT TAFT AND HIS CABINET

electrocution. Friends were shocked when they learned of the details and conditions surrounding the death. Although he was known as one of the most fastidious, they never suspected that be was such a slave to fashion’s decrees or beauty quest When the victim began his manipulations he had removed bis shirt and thin vest, such as women wear, and threw a Due Bilk shawl over his shoulders. The trousers which he wore were of some light striped material, woven for women’s wear. When the coroner was summoned and removed the body to the morgue pending an investigation a search was made of the apartments. In the bathroom attached to the apartment was found an extensive line of beauty lotions, while in the victim’s trunks and wardrobe were found numerous articles, supposed to be for the exclusive use of, women. There were also found many photographs of members of the fair sex.

SAVED BY DENT IN STREET

Little Boy’s Body Fits Into It and Auto Spares Him at Allentown, Pa. Allentown, Pa. —A much-denounced hole In the street at the Allentown public building was the salvation of a boy’s life. In digging a gas trench a sink developed, and there has been endless dispute over the responsibility for filling it, even a lawsuit being threatened. ■ ' On their way; from school a party of children played tag, and to escape being “it," 6-year-old Henry, son of William Fried, ran into the road. Intention the game, the lad, heedless of danger, ran directly in front of Israel Miller’s auto, which the horrified driver could not stop, and the machine mowed down the child. His slender body fitted exactly into the hole and the big wheels of the 3,-000-pound machine, which on a good road would have crushed him to death. Inflicted only a scratch that did not harm him.

Monkeys Elude Pursuers

Four, at Large in Town, Keep Mayor, Constabulary, Linemen and Volunteer 1 * Busy. ■ . » San Rafael, Cal. —Four monkeys which escaped from Boyd Memorial Park and have since mimicked desperadoes in very realistic fashion are still at large. Jumping from tree top to tree top. . After the monkeys bad routed Mayor Richard Kinsella, the police force and the Chinese cooks at the Parkslde hotel, the Park Commission decided that stronger Inducements for the capture of their Darwinian ancestors were necessary. Accordingly, Dr. S. M. Augustine of the commission offered S2O reward for the capture, of the monkeys. Constable George Agnew appeared on the soene with cakes on which opium had been placed, covered with a thick coating of honey. This bait he placed In a convenient location. The monkeys descended from the trees, smelled the cakes, rubbed the honey and opium off against the trees and then proceeded to eat the pastry with evident relish. Hopeful of obtaining the reward, nearly fifty linemen of the telephone and electric light companies climbed the trees. The monkeys graoefully swung from tip topmost branches into adjoining trees. The linemen descended. Andrew Ludwig managed to get-hold of the infant member of the quartet. The others descended on Ludwig's hair, a large pert of which they su*

JUDGE’S STORY CAUSES MIRTH

Bitter Taste Of Water Caused by Dead Patients Buried In Ceme- ' tery, Say Wags. Hannibal, Mo.—Considerable laughter greeted a joke told by Judge D. P. Dyer of St. Louis at the United States court recently. In the case of the United States against the Pike County Mineral Springs company Charle H. Daues, assistant United States district attorney, said the defendant has shipped mineral water whose analysis showed It was unwholesome. Judge Dyer, who was born and reared in Bowling Green, replied that he was somewhat acquainted with Pike county mineral springs, and took occasion to tell a story about the springs of Pike coufcty. Some wags, he said, who were friends of Dr. Reynolds, a noted physician of that vicinity, accounted for the bitter taste of the water. The springs are located in a ravine immediately below the cemetery, where many of the doctor’s patients are buried. They said that the bitter taste was due to the quinine and other drugs administered to the patients. The mineral water company was fined ten dollars and costs, ' t

HAVE FUN WITH DYNAMITE

Boys Try to Eat Explosive and Feed It to the Family Cat—Disillusionment Stopped by Rescuers. Orange, N. J. —Three youngsters, all under ten years old, learned that dynamite is not good to shine shoes with, to eat or to feed to a cat. The young experimenters with stolen dynamite are Patsy Zullo and Edward Kelly, 36 Sherman street, and Johnny Martin, 21 Sherman street. Sixteen sticks of dynamite were stolen from a case in an open box car. When they found It was not good for boys to eat they tried to force some into the mouth of the Zullo family cat, much to the outraging of that creature. Then they attempted to shine their shoes with the greasy sticks. The hoys’ experiments were discovered in time to stop their disillusionment and dismemberment

ceeded In removing. Ludwig gave Up the fight. "Marty” Johansen set up the drinks for the monkeys. Three of them refused to touch the liquor on the ground before them, but the fourth, a big male called "Joe,” drank everything in sight without any effect Fox traps with teeth protected by doth are being set in a final attempt to capture the monkeys. ■“ “ r ~~ : A scheme Is now on foot to get a few monkeys from some menagerie to use as decoys, as It is believed that if one of the escaped monkeys can he induced to return the others will follow.

Turned Out After Starvation Test.

Boston.—Turned from the "Carnegie nutrition laboratory,” after, going through a 31-day starvation test, Prof. Agostino Levan zin staggered into a newspaper office and begged for food and shelter. He was to have been paid S4OO for the experiment, but waa turned out penniless.

2,000 Burn Negro in Texas.

Tyler, Tex.—Two thousand persona participated In the lynching of Dan Davis, a negro, who was burned to death at a stake in a street this week after he had confessed to an attach on Miss Carrie Johnson a week ago.

Hunts Docks With Boomerang.

8t Joseph, Mo.—Vernon Taatlinger, a nimrod, usee a boomerang instead of a shotgun when he hunts decks. He recently bagged : eight birds with twelve throws.

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Snappy Age.

The young man breezed into the old man’s library. ■ “I met your daughter,” he announced, “at a Fifth avenue reception. I want to marry her next Friday afternoon at 3:30. £be’s willing.” The old man turned to his card Index. “Which daughter?” he asked. “It’s Miss Ethel.” “All right,” said the old man. “Make It 4:30 and I’ll attend the wedding. I have an engagement at the other hour.” It was so ordered. This is a snappy age.—Pittsburg Post

ALMOST FRANTIC WITH ITCHING ECZEMA

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