Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 170, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 July 1912 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

ptEbe failure of the peach crop la jmfllrlflllj ■- 1 ■ ,J ■" 1 J This Is tho time pt the year for kurning on the eiectnc fan. Ho — I Mona Lisa bids fair to rival Charley 'Boss in the frequency of discovery. The farmers welcome hot nights, as Well as hot days, and also steamy BSE A' ' ~ __ r **Blg hats." says a physician, “result in brain fag.” If you don’t be lieve it, ask father. . - — ' A man in New Jersey was arrested And fined for raising mosquitoes. The War i,s on in earnest. /! J ■ . It is said that Kaiser Wilhelm chooses his wife’s hats. That man Isn’t afraid of anything. . One way to cure insomnia is to yead the history of the alleged war pwtween Italy and Turkey. | An Italian organ grinder Is going back home with a fortune of $50,000. Sometimes crime is highly profitable. -nr—tH-t-A- --- V-» It is reported that one'- of the war correspondents In Tripoli is dead. The ennui probably was too much for him. The American girl who has Jilted an English nobleman evidently, would rather be a wife than a financial asset Perhaps the modern styles in women’s dress were designed to make bathing suits seem modest by comparison. - - A Harvard professor says he has discovered a way to restore life. This will arouse the enmity of the undertakers’ association. —• : " The manager of a losing baseball learn has as hard a job explaining as the husband returning from a late lodge meeting. Verily, this is a world of wonders. Occasionally we meet a man who owns a motor car, and has not mortgaged his house. We are doing our best in the fly•watting campaign, but we would be persuaded to waste one healthy swat on the weather man.

The neighbor who runs his phono* , graph late into the night generally la the fellow who arises at 6 a. m. to run the lawn mower. "A New York man has been ar- | rested for stealing 1920 collars." Look again and see whether he isn’t really a Pittsburg man. French army aeroplanes are being need to carry ammunition, but it ; strikes us that they are dangerous enough, even when not loaded. ty- A Californian has written to his - congressman asking for a copy of the Record. Evidently he la looking for a cure for insomnia. : A noncapsizable boat has been invented by a genius in Norway, but the (bol who rocks the boat will find some ' other method of bursting into print. 1 A court has decided that it is not | unlawful for a man to play poker In his own house. But if he is wise he iV will not do it unless his wife lb away. Policeman in Berlin shot three burglars without notifying the moving , picture men. A mistake of that 1 kind in Paris would have coßt him his i a .• *> A French duelist is about as harmless as a chess master, but a French taxicab bandit is not the sort of person one would care to meet in a dark A Chicago hotel has abolished the register, and the guests sign cards, which are filed out of sight Thus is :' passing away another cherished instltutlon. I - i- - Brune,tte in New York Wants a divorce because her husband raves in H his sleep about "Blondie.” Evidently r- she does not like the color of his affections. j& One Chicago man has moved his f home by sailing it on the lake. This is another proof that Chicago people have got past the - stage where they use their lake exclusively for boiling I purposes. p:- A scientific experimenter has suet oeeded in producing artificial malaria. Each achievements may be fun for the scientists, but It makes the genj| end public feel very much like the I famous protesting frogs. ~ E;‘< Another foolish scientist has been f heard from. He says kissing is the $. most dangerous thing In the world. 11l The most dangerous thing in the l world is encouraging a mar. who be has ability as an after-din-A Washington man In support of the term that the "Star-Spangled Banner” jlif not singable says, “You ought to fejfrvw heard the house of representI jtfves trying to sing it.” Great snakes! What musical composition in classic few? ragtime could survive that test?