Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 165, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1912 — Comparison of Telephone Cards Made by a Professional Man. [ARTICLE]

Comparison of Telephone Cards Made by a Professional Man.

* • ; -V. ll The reactionary head, of The Jasper County Democrat has been feeling so disagreeable since he put on a misfit progressive costume that he has smeared the green from his liver into the ink with terrifically ill results to the front page of Kickers’ Mouthpiece. The last Issue of that discordant organ asked a comparison of the telephone cards, the ones printed this year by The Republican and the oneß printed last year by The Democrat. A Rensselaer professional man made a comparison. He said they looked alike, felt alike and he carried the comparison to the point of weighing - the cards and found that they weighed alike. As a matter of fact they are alike in all respects, the cardboard being the same ply and finish. will hardly accept * i long-winded bellow about telephone cards as an excuse for defying the progressive sentiment In the party With a bluff to “fight” Bryan. It is no use, Brother Bilious, Just take another bitch at your suspenders and do your best to make the pesky things hold your progressive breeches up high enough to hide your well-tailored reactionary ones.