Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 163, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 July 1912 — Page 2

CUSSIFIED COHH FOB SALE. ' ~ ' For Sale —8 shoats weighing about 100 pounds. Inquire of Harry SwartZell, phone 142-M. For Sale —Bee keepers’ supplies, testae Clark, at Republican office. Catalogue free. For Sale —15 acres, 1 mile from town, on stone road; good orchard, lots of small fruit, 3 good wells, house and good outbuildings. A. E. Wallace, Phone 40-A. For Sale —Broilers, from 2 to 3 pounds. Inquire of Elmer Godshall, Phone 142-A. For Sale —160 acres oY~cunr land for sale at a bargain by the owner.' This 1b one of the very best farms in Jasper county, Indiana; all level and a black sandy loam, well fenced, good woll ot water, with tank And wiudmill, large 24-inch tile, fair outlet; no other improvements;, all in blue grass, not a foot of waste land. If you want a bargain this is sure it; easy terms. Four miles of town. Write me at once. Would rent the pasture to a good party very reasonable. J. W. Maddox, Oakland, 111. For Sale—A fine pair of driving horses, ages 5 and 6 years. O. C. Halstead, Route 3, Rensselaer, Ind. For Sale—Ten head of 50-pound shoats, will sell all or to suit. Harry Swartzell, Phone 142-M. For Sale—Oak lumber. Select white oak and burr oak for barns, cribs, sheds, etc., also floor joists, studding and rafters for houses. Will saw to any dimensions in any quantities at a very reasonable price. Bridge lumber a specialty. See or write Ben D.HcColly or Leslie Alter, Phone 521-E, Rensselaer. For Sale —A few excellent secondhand sewing machines at the Singer office. Will sell cheap for cash or on time. Call any Saturday. R. P. Benjamin, Agent For Sale—3 conveniently located five-room cottages, at right prices and on easy payments. Firman Thompson. For Sale—Typewriter ribbons of all makes. The Republican. WANTED. Wanted —An all-round printer for foreman of small daily and job office. Good wageß to right man. Republican, Rensselaer, Ind. Wanted —One or 2 tons of good clover hay. A. A. Fell, County treasurer. Wanted—Housekeeper, who can go ahead and manage work; small house, small family. Inquire Jarrette’s Variety Store. Wanted—so men or boys to work in onions. Will pay 20 cents an hour. Pay every night Can get board near work for 40 cents a day. Need to lose time only while actually raining. - Ed Oliver. Telephone-'&22-A. FOUND. m Taken Up—Bay mare, about 12 years old, white face, one while foot; weight about 1,400, taken up July 4th. F. A Brusnahan, one mile south of Parr. Telephone 532-C. Found —A baby’s shoe. Call here. LOST. Lost —$8 in bills, rolled together; a $5 and three ones. Kindly notify H. Nevill or this office. F ST KAY. Estrayed—A Jersey yearling heifer; has warts around eyes; been gone about two months; willing to pay for her keep. Address Noah J. Yoder; Brook, Ind. —aamsssaa i. . u -i BUTTEBFAT. W. H. Dexter will pay 25c for butter fat this week.

BEKSSEIAEB TIME TABLE. In Effect July 7, 1912. SOUTH BOUND. No. 31 —Fast Ma 11........ 4:40 a. m. No. 6 —Louisville Mail 11:18 a m. No. 37 —Indpls. Ex 11:48 a. m. ■ No. 33 —Hoosier Limited .. 1:65 p. m. No. 38—-Jam Accom. 6:Q6 p. m. No. 3—Louisville Ex. .... 11:05 p. m. NORTH BOUND. No. 4 —Louisville Mail .. 4:53 a. m. No. 40—Milk Accom 7:32 a. m. 2 —Fast MSil ... . 10:12 a. ». No. 38 —Indpls-Chg:o. Ex. .. 3:22 p. m. No. 6 Mail &Ex 3:37 p. ni. No. 80—Hooslar Limited .. 0:45 p. m. Train No. 31 makes connections at Motion for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at «:16 a. m. No. 1;, leaving Lafayette at 4:20, connects with No. 30 at Monon, arriving at Rensselaer.at 6:45 p. m. Trains Nos. 30 to 33, the “Hoosier Limited,” run oply between Chicago and IndianapoliQEeC. K. E D. service For Cincinnati having been discontinued. W. H. BEAM. Agent.

, »»■!> 1 I , L What hare you to sell at ’flu* time of the rear? Try a classified ad in The Republican and you can sell it JMnember, that all classified ads go to ail issues of The Evening and Bemi ■

QUEER FISHES OF THE SEA

Those That Live Down In the Deep Are Grotesque and Chimerical. . Cuba ends to the south in a huge hammer of mountains 8,000 feet high and steeping sheer into the sea. The wall does not end there, but continues its precipitous descent into the 700-mile-long abyss called Bartlett’s deep. This gigantic submarine valley is nearly four miles deep and 80 miles wide. At a mile and a half, the pressure of the water is nearly two tons to the square inch; the ooze that comes up from such a depth, though the equator runs overhead, is cold as hoar frost; it is ten times certain that no vegeta. tion can grow there. As in our world none but the vegetable t are able to make food, it ought to follow‘that in the depthß of the sea there Bhould be no animal life. As a matter of fact, ,these glooms are inhabited by the —most grotesque and chimerical of all fisheß. It would seem ns though iiK the darkness —life had taken every imaginable license to be ugly and bizarre. Cannibalism is evidently the only method of life, and its equipment runs to every kind of extravagance. There are fish with teeth so long that they cannot close their mouths, fish that draw their stomach over prey larger than themselves, fish with no more mouth than a leech, and getting their living as leeches, fish with huge, myopic eyes, and fish frankly blind. Probably none of them comes from depths quite beyond the region of light, though a great many of them go poking about their ghoulish business furnished with lanterns of the glowworm type.

BLACK BREAD OF GUETERSLOH

How Blsmarok Started Craze for Westphalian Pumpernickel and Made Fortune of Bakers. Guetersloh was a town of some fifteen hundred inhabitants some eighty years ago when, one day during the maneuvers, a young lieutenant took up his quarters there. This lieutenant came from Pomerania, where they also make black bread of fine quality, but he liked better the peculiar flavor of the Westphalia article. His name was Bismarck. In the year 1870 Bismarck was again traveling through Guetersloh, this time as chancellor. King William was with him. When the train stopped the prime minister called out genially to the crowd that had come to meet them: “Is there any one who can get us some pumpernickel with butter?” As a number of reporters were present when this query was made the fortune of the Guetersloh black bread was made, and It speedily became the fashion all over Germany. The craze for Westphalian pumpernickel spread far and wide, cunningly furthered by the bakers who now baked for export only small one-pound loaves, for the purpose of making it look “more like a delicatessen," as they say. The bakers of Guetersloh were worldly wise, for from the same kneadlng-troughs there go Into the oven first the huge loaves (certain of these that go- to the farm-houses often weighing half a hundredweight) and then, shaped of what is left, the tiny* loaves that are wrapped in paper and exported to all parts of the world to be sold at a delicatessen.

Brief Wills.

Probably the briefest document ever probated as a will was a signed and dated memorandum, “Everything is Lou’s,” written by decedent in a railway train record book kept by him; his widows’ name being Lula. The instrument was held to be sufficient as a holographic will, however, in Smith v. Smith, 70 Southeastern Reporter, 491, by the Virginia supreme court of appeals. A note reading: “Dear Old Nance: I wish to give you my watch, two shawls, and also $5,000. Your old friend, E. A. Gordon" —was sustained as a will in Clark v. Ransom, 50 California, 505; and a dated and signed memorandum, “Mrs. Sophie Loeper is my heiress,” was upheld In Succession of Shrenberg, 21 Louisiana Annual, 280. —The Docket

Made a Good Guess.

A gentleman was watching a military funeral passing down the street It was a very pretentious affair, and he walked to the edge of the curb to get a better view of the spectacle. Just then the flag-draped cannon passed, bearing the flower-laden coffin. His curiosity was all the more aroused, so he stepped up to a newsboy, who was watching the procession, and asked: “Who’s dead, sonny T” The newsle looked at his questioner and then at the passing troops and finally said: —-' ■— ‘1 don’t know, boss; but I guess It must be the feller under all dem flowers!”

Glaciers Caused by Milky Way. .

Another suggested cause of glacial periods is that they have been due to the shifting of the milky way, such as Is known to have occurred. Assuming that moch of toe earth’s hoit comes from the stars, Dr. Rudolf Spit&ler finds that the change of position in relation to the milky way might have, given a-different distribution of temperature from that existing ht the present time. The stars are not only crowded in the region of the milky way bnt many of them are of the hottest type.

Under Her Bonnet

By Holly McMaster

(Copyright, 1912, by Associated Literary Pro—.) John Muller entered the suburban train bound cityward and took the seat nearest the rear door. His rear son for taking that particular seat was specific; he believed he saw his sister-in-law In the Beat just ahead and John’s greatest delight was teasing. His brother's wife had not seen him enter and he slipped quietly into his seat. John Muller had supposed that the feminine world kept Its new Easter bonnet carefully wrapped In tissue paper until Easter Sunday morning. Evidently his sister-in-law did not. This was most certainly the new bonnet she had brought out for hie masculine admiration not two days before. John had recognized the hat because there was nothing else visible—not even one shining black curl. But the long green tweed coat he also recognized. Jean had been sporting that since her honeymoon trip to Scotland. John eyed the little gold tassel that swayed with the jnoyement of the train close to where Jean’s ear must be. He could not see the ear under the poke bonnet Jean’s brother-in-law started with soft little jerks at the gold tassel. No response. He gave another tug, a trifle more definite. Still no response from beneath the Easter bonnet. John became annoyed at his own futile efforts and pulled the golden tassel with an imperious jerk, at the same time leaning forward and crying, “Ding ding!” He started back suddenly as the girl turned and flashed a wrathful glance at him. The face under the bonnet was not that of his sister-in-law! He caught his breath and would have apologized but the indignant young woman had arisen angrily from her seat and had taken another. Feeling very uncomfortable at his own awful mistake, yet irritated that

She Turned With a Wratheful Glance.

the young woman had not been willing to listen to his apology, John spent an uncomfortable fifteen minutes while the train pulled in at Jamaica. Taking the bull by the horns, he attempted, when the passengers got off the train, to make one more attempt to right himself in the eyes of thjaugirl. That he was suspected of being a common .flirt was not pleasant When the train stopped, Muller went out just behind the girl and, raising his hat said politely, "I beg your pardon, but ” The girl in —the Easter "bonnet turned Bwlftly and two crimson spots burned in her cheeks. “Sir, if you do not cease to annoy me I will call an officer!’* She went hurriedly into the train for the Pennsylvania station, and with many muttered words of short decided nature Muller stamped into the Flatbush avenue car. The incident turned his whole day to gloom. He was annoyed at his sister-in-law for buying a hat and cloak identically like that * of my other woman. He resolved then and there that if he ever had the privilege of writing checks for feminine apparel he would stipulate exclusive style in those garments. Muller smiled with a touch of malice. Jean’s hat was far more becoming to her than the same hat was to the wrathful girl of the train. John Muller tried to remember the color of the girl’s eyes, but nothing save the outraged expression of her face had impressed itself on his mind. Storm, havoc and thunder attempted to recall the girl’s face. If Muller's day was filled with gloom Wren Davis’s was net Her day of shopping in the Mg city had scarcely been marred by its jppleasant beginning. If the goodlooking face of her annoyer had crossed her mud during the day ahe did not let it trouble her.

Happy with her many purchases she was returning to the Long Island suburb on the evening commuters’ train. She was crowding Into the train at Jamaica when she was startled by a man’s voice in her ear and at the same time a strong arm encircled her waist under cover of the many persons boarding the train. “Caaghtwlth the goods!” the laugfaing voice chided her. Wren jerked angrily away and turned to face the second man who had thus insulted her. “How dare you?” she cried, beside herself with rage. But the man more stunned than she was, drew back, while a crimson stain flashed into the bronze of his cheeks. *1 beg your pardon,” he managed to stammer. *T thought you were my wife!” Thoroughly unstrung Wren got qulcklyfntbthetratnanasecufeda seat Übslde a comfortable motherly woman <rith a baby, and kept close beside her until the car stopped at her station. She had several blocks to go before reaching the home at which she was visiting, and during her swift walk she knew that the man who had put his arm about her was just behind. Hysterical and trembling with fear she reached the house and Jpan Muller was there to welcome her. ‘ “Wren, dear! What’s the matter!" Jean’s startled eyes scanned the girl’s Yaee; —“But before —you tell me- I have good news! George will be here to night] Isn’t that dandy! Now tell me what happened and all about the shopping!” “Oh, it’s nothing, except that every man in town insults you!" cried Wren beginning to get her dimples into place now that she was with Jean again. “This morning oh the train a man pulled my—or rather your—gold tassel and said, ‘Ding, ding* to me! ” “How perfectly abominable! And on your first visit to me. When you meet George I want you to tell him your experience and see if he can’t do something to protect women —oh —here he is now!” Jean turned to fling herßelf into the arms of the man who had come in with a suitr case in hand. Wren gasped! It was the man she had just seen on the train. Bhe tnrned from white to red and in an attempt to gain time turned to take off. her outdoor garments. “Great Scott! Jean!” the man whispered hoarsely. “I mistook her for you on the train and ” Wren turned a laughing, dimpled face to Jean Muller and her excited husband. “It is all Jean’s fault,” she exp’ained, and extended a friendly hand to Jean’s husband; “she insisted on lending me her new Easter bonnet because she said I looked too ‘hayseedy’ in my own Oldville clothes. I also had on Jean’s tweed coat.” Wren’s laugh was infectious. She liked Jean’s husband now that she had met him, and with a sudden start she realized that she liked him because he looked like —yes —like the person who had sat behind her and pulled her golden tassel. Jean stopped laughing long enough to inquire as to the appearance of her earlier admirer. Wren blushed and a whimsical light dawned in her eyes. “I only remember that he was very good looking—much like your husband ” She, bowed in mock flattery. THs eyes were laughing and brown and he had a black mustache and his cheeks were like the sunny side of an apple.” "John!” exclaimed Jean and George in one breath. Then Jean continued: "I showed George’s hrother my new Easter bonnet yesterday he has made the same mistake that George did!" Wren blushed happily, and a halfwistful smile played upon her Ups. “I wonder if he will forgive me?” “He is coming to dinner tonight, you know, Wren,” Jean reminded the girl. _ Later in , the evening, when Wren and John had abandoned the house for the cool of the hammock under the apple trees, Jean cast a triumphant glance at her husband. “Matchmaker!” he admonished, and pulled her down Into the chair beside him.

Couldn’t Help It

Simeon Ford was talking to a New York reporter about the breakages that happen in hotels. “An average amount of breakage you don’t mind,” he said, “but now and then you happen on a waiter or a chambermaid whose breakages pass all bounds of reason.” Mr. Ford then recounted the breakages achieved in one day by a chambermaid of this stamp. "I found out after she left,” he ended, “that she wasn’t a genuine chambermaid at all. She was an elephant trainer really, but she had been compelled to give up that profession because she couldn’t handle the ele-

Cruelty In Trapping Animals.

xp w<T» g ahnnt the barbarous praotice of trapping, E. Ericson, superintendent of schools of Bristow, Neb., ays that there should be legislation against the practice which imposes hours of Intense agony on the little, Inoffensive creatures “In order that a curtain class of degenerate men and youths may be afforded amusement” Ffa Tflfiga to an advertisement to a “sporting catalogue” to which a trap is thus described: “This trap has webbed jaws; The animal can gnaw off its leg only at a point quite a distance below toe meeting edges of toe laws. The flesh left above the point sf amputation and below toe Jaws will swell and make It Impossible to draw toe leg stump out of th# trap.” 'j

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Program of Milroy Township Sunday School Convention.

Following is the program of the Milroy township Sunday school conveatien, to bc held -at Milroy ohurohr Sunday, July 14th, 1912: Sunday School .......... 10 o’clock Sermon Mrs. A. A. Fell Dinner. Song Service 1:30 o’clock Invocation .... 77. rr Rev. Morrow “Our School” Mrs. Geo. Foulks. “Teacher Training” Mrß. John Gwin “County and Township Work”.. J. N. Leatherman Song. “Advanced Work” ... L. H. Hamilton “Memories of a Sunday School”.. Jos. Grouns “Why We Need a Sunday School" Glen McKinley Summary '.V.. Mrs. A. A. Fell Miscellaneous. Benediotion.

MILROY.

Vern Culp returned home last week. Mrs. W. I. Bivanff, who has been visiting her son and daughter and taking treatment of her physician in ll* linois, came home last week. L. Mrs. T. A. Spencer came home from the hospital in Lafayette last Saturday, leaving little Ethel thdre for further treatment until the latter part of this week. Bell Southard visited her sister, Mrs. Walter Gilmore, this week. Preaching Sunday morning, July 6, by Rev. P. A. Morrhw. All invited. Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Spencer intend to go to Lafayette for their little daughter Ethel, who is in the hospital. Mr. and Mrs. G. L. Parks were Rensaelaer callers Monday, Mrs. Blankenship was at Lee Wednesday. Mrs. Slaughter, of Rensselaer, visited her brother, James Blankenship, the first of the week. Mrs. George Foulks and son, Earl, wept to near Morocco Saturday for a visit with Mrs. Fbnlk’s brother, Clyde Clark and wife. On Snnday morning they received word to return 1, - - n n To n .-IT\ V, /']Q flf ttr Q Q Qrty* { Allfi ] y nOuir do JoStrptl Liai a vraa otri iuudij HI with appendiciti s. They came home, but fortunately,- when they arrived. Joseph was resting easier and at this writing seems on the road to recovery.

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Baptist Church Notice. At a regular churchy .neeting held Wednesday evening, July 3rd, a motion was made and carried that a special meeting be called for the third Saturday evening In July, (July 27th) for the purpose of electing a trustee, or trustees, as the case may require. A full attendance of the members is earnestly desired. Rev. G. H. JAYNE, Moderator pro tem. J. P. GREEN, Clerk pro tem. Feel languid, weak, run down? Headache? Stomach “off?” A good remedy Is Burdock Blood Bitters. Ask your druggist. Price SI.OO. An accusing conscience hfts doubtless Been eased by the remitance to a clothing firm in Huntington of $1.50, the message accompanying the remittance being signed “God Knows. Admission is made by the writer of having stolen a necktie valued at 35 cents twenty-one years ago. “I suffered habitually from constipation. Doan’s Regulets relieved and strengthened the bowels so that they have been regular ever since.’’ —E. Davis, Grocer, Sulphur Springs, Texas. Mrs. Gertrude Jackson, wife of Stokes Jackson, sergeant-at-arms of the national house of representatives, will' receive $3,250, the equivalent of six months’ salary of the office which Mr. Jackson held at the time of his death. The item Is included in the general deficiency bill. For any itchiness of} the skin, for skin rashes, chap, pimples, etc., try Doan’s Ointment 50c at all drug stores. v Henry W. Marshall,' of Lafayette, formerly chairman of the 10th congressional district republican qnmmittee, has just been elected presto"* dent of the Public Utilities Co., a $16,000,000 corporation at Evansville. He will continue to live at Lafayette. | CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. Tin Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of •• A 100-acre farm somewhere iu the vicinity of Chicago, probably on the drainage canal, where hundreds of the city’s “down and out^ 1 can be restored to health and trained for useful occupations, is a possibility of the near fuiare. . i 7 ~ \ r —~ .-T*■;■*. -- Cheapest accident insurance—Dr. Thomas’ Eclectic Qil. For burns, cuts, sealds and emergencies. All druggists sell it 26c an< i 60c. A Classified Adv. brill sell it