Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 161, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 July 1912 — Of Course He Knew. [ARTICLE]

Of Course He Knew.

“Willie, can you tell me what a vegetarian is?” “A vegetarian is a person who lives on vegetables,” replied Willie. "That is correct. Now, I wonder who can tell what an octogenarian is." “I know,” replied Eddie. “Well, what is an octogenarian?” “An octogenarian is a person that, knocks the other genarians.”