Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 157, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 July 1912 — But in Her Case [ARTICLE]

But in Her Case

Woman’s wit readily adapts itself to all places and all occasions. A woman lecturer was delivering a practical talk on beauty and the beauty cult for the entertainment of the Woman’s Professional league of New York at an interesting session one afternoon. In the course of her lecture the speaker emphasized thepoint that certain measurements were fundamentally important Unhappily, however, the urer herself had a form—if her un <sual bulk could he dignified by snch a term —that was fashioned on anything but the lines of the Kellermann type. Proceeding with her dissertation on. measurements, she held up a very fat round wrist and said: "Now, twice around my wrist once around my throat Twice around my throat, once around my waist Twice around ray waist **: L . ;== “Qncearouhd Central Park!" ploded an irrepressible young thing out in the audience, and the storm of laughter that followed was altogether immeasurable.—Sunday Magazine.