Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 153, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 June 1912 — The Very Best Make. [ARTICLE]

The Very Best Make.

In the course of an after-dinner speech in praise of woman, Samuel 'Untermyer, the New York lawyer, said in Pittsburg: “A commercial traveler remarked the other day to a storekeeper: “‘Make yourself a Christinas present of a cash register. It will keep strict and accurate account of all you receive and all you disburse. It win show what you save and what you squander, what in you spefid foolishly and what you spend wisely, where you should spread out and where you should retrench, what you waste and how you waste it —’ “‘But,’ said the storekeeper, Tve already got a cash register which does all that and more.* " ‘Whose make is it?* asked the salesman, frowning. “‘God's make,’ the storekeeper replied; and with a smile at once reverent and grateful he nodded toward his handsome wife seated in the cashier’s cage."

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