Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 152, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 June 1912 — Puzzling Predicament [ARTICLE]

Puzzling Predicament

A visitor at a western town observed S resident with his face wrapped up In a huge woolen rag. "What’s the matter, uncle?” inquired the visitor. "I’m in the all-flredest fix a man ever got inter," was the reply. "Perhaps I can help you.” “Nq, you can’t-" groaned the sufferer. "I've got a jumpin' toothache and the only dentist in town is my worst enemy.”