Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 151, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 June 1912 — His Gain. [ARTICLE]

His Gain.

Patient (a sportsman who has been badly peppered)—But, hang it all, doctor, since the accident I’ve gained two pounds!

Doctor —Ah, but you forget the amount of shot you received in your back.—Tattler.