Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 147, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 June 1912 — Pie. [ARTICLE]

Pie.

There never hare been enough good; words said about pie. The late William Shakespeare expressed himself vividly upon almost! every other subject In the world except pie. Moses and Aaron, and Coke and} Blackstone gave us laws that are val-i uable in our daily lives, but they did; not consider pie in its relationship to the welfare of the human race. i Charles Dickens, Victor Hugo, Cervantes, Booth Tarkington, Baddington Macaulay and others have written the romance of life, hut none them has given pie its rightful place in the scheme of things. J|£ Pie has brought happiness and unhappiness into the family circle. Pie rightly made is a benlson and a blessing to the system that absorbs it Men who are running for office should appeal to the voters on the plank of “Free Pie,” and they cannot fail to win. . All pies are good, hot some are better than others. Some day a woman will run for president on her piemaking record and the suffrage ffiMgkifg tlon will be solved forthwith. ki|ga . —fa