Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 146, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 June 1912 — Just a Little Fable. [ARTICLE]

Just a Little Fable.

Once Upon a Time a Coarse Sarcastic Man married a Timid Girl who Insisted Upon doing her own Cooking. One Day she handed Him a slice of Something that Looked like the Cross-Section of a Tombstone. “What'nth’dlckens Is ThisT’ asked: the Cruel Husband; gazing Moodily at His Front Tooth, which had Broken off ip the Edge of the Material. h% YeHed in Unseemly tones. “Then | Declare Myselfrlght Here and Now. I’m going to Backslide. No Eternity for me in a Place where the Food is Like That.” Moral: Dent get too Enthusiastic with Your Press Notices.