Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 142, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 June 1912 — Page 4

CLBS.SIFIED COLIH S ' Vr-r ~r-.- - - ; -nf,•. } FOB SALE. For Sale—At the Rose Bud Farm. Clover hay in the bunch. Half of the crop now on the ground. On the thirty acres situated near the Rose Bud church. Will be for sale as soon as readyxto cut, at ten dollars per ton. Amos H. Alter & Son. — ' ■ '■ For Sale —I have No. 1 Hungarian seed for sale; also hay*at sls per ton. Phone 548-B. The Globe Onion Farm. Alt Donnelly. For Sale —Two milch cowe, one fresh six weeks, and other with calf by side. John Robinson, Route 4, Rensselaer, Ind. For Sale —Good eight-room house, 2 large lots, well located; will sell on easy terms, for cash, or will take good trade in exchange for equity. V. J. Crisler & Co., State Bank Bldg. For Sale —Oak lumber. Select white oak and burr oak for barns, cribs, sheds, etc., also floor Joists, studding and rafters for houses. Will saw to any dimensions In any quantities at a very reasonable price. Bridge lumber a specialty. See or write Ben D.McColly or Leslie Alter, Phone 521-E, Rensselaer. For Sale—A tew excellent secondhand sewing machines at the Singer office. Will sell cheap for cash or on time. Call any Saturday. R. P. Benjamin, Agent. For Sale—Superior concrete and road gravel. Builders of concrete silos, barns, tanks, foundations, culverts and floors. Write for prices. Lafayette Gravel and Concrete Co., Lafayette, Ind. For Sale—3 conveniently located five-room cottages, at right prices and on easy payments. Firman Thompson. For Sale—Small property south of Christian church known as Harrison property. See George A. Williams. For Sale—Typewriter ribbons of all makes. The Republican. WANTED. Wanted—To rent a horse and buggy for nse in country. May use for several weeks. Phone Republican office, No. 18. FOB RENT. For Bent—B-room dwelling; well located; city water. James H. Chapman. For Bent—A good 7-room house, with barn, on Van Rensselaer street, one block from court house. Robert Michal. BUTTERFAT. W. H. Dexter will pay for butter fat this week. ESTRAY. Estray—Two 3-year-old mares from the Otis ranch. Notify. Will Lock, Roselawn, Ind. FOUND. Found—An open-faced gold watch. Prove property and pay for this notice. Inquire here. TAKEN UP. Taken Up—At my place, 6 miles north of Rensselaer on June 6th, a yearling heifer and a yearling steer. Owner can have same by applying to Samuel Williams, R. D. No. 2, proving property and settling charges. MISCELLANEOUS. Pupils desiring to do school work for the September examination call phone 138. < AUTOMOBILES. The Very Latest, a real 1912 car, on our floor for delivery now. The Maxwell Mascotte Touring car. THE GLDDEN TOUB WINNER. P. W. HORTON Piano Tuning and Repairing. Tetephoas 100 Rensselaer, Indiana

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LOVELY HAIR. Parisian Sage Immediately Banishes Dandruff, Stops Scalp Itch and Makes the Hair Radiant and Charming. PARISIAN Sage is not a dye—it does not contain poisonous sugar of lead or any other dangerous ingredient It is a high grade scientific combination that will put life, lustre and beauty into and hair the minute It is applied. Scalp itch goes over night; dandruff disappears; hair stops falling and the scalp becomes immaculately clean and free from germs. There’s a delightful treat coming to your scalp if you haven’t tried PARISIAN Sage. Girl with the Auburn hail on every carton and bottle. 50 cents at B. F. Fendig’s and dealers everywhere.

VALUE OF THE SUNROOM

Wise Woman When Superintending the Building of Her Home Will Add Thio Apartment The wise woman when superintending the building of her home will add a sunroom to the house. This is a place where the children can gain health. Greenhouses are built to give sunlight to plant life, but the children are allowed to grow in sunless rooms. The sunroom is best when built upon the second floor, facing east and south. The numerous windows should be built close together and set in a sloping roof. This room should be arranged so that it is conveniently Independent of the nest of the house. In case of Illness. Paint the walls cream, and have the floor parquet Carpets' and rugs should be eliminated from the sunroom. They harbor dust and germs. Where the floor and wall join, a curve should be made, as In the modern hospitals. The furniture should be of the simplest; comfortable chairs, settees and with washable covers should be the rule. Here, during the spring months, the children can study with particularly good results, and spend all recreation hours in this room. This is an excellent reason why the sensible woman should set this “trap to catch a sunbeam.** .

DIDN’T SAVEY OWN LANGUAGE

Filipino Draws Down on Hla Head Indignation of Amateur In* terpreter. A party of tourist* In a small Filipino villagb were trying to make the native driver of a bull cart understand that they wished their baggage transferred from the bungalow to the railway station at two o’clock in the afternoon. But the native did not seem to comprehend either their gestures or their hybrid language. Standing near the tourists was a recruit of the United States army, who had been in the "Islands” Just a month and was extremely proud of the few words of “Hog Spanish” that he had learned. So he offered his services as interpreter. “Say, hombre,” said he Impressively to the Filipino, “when the clock on that steeple yonder strikes two, ‘dingding,* you get your bull cart, ‘moomoo,* and carry these trunks to the station, “toot-toot,* Savey?" “No sabe," solemnly replied the native. "What-at!” roared the interpreter. "Do you mean to tell me that you don’t understand your own language?" —Everybody’s.

Bird’s Nest In Mall Box.

Probably a bird’s nest In a rural mall box Is a rare thing, If It has ever happened before, but out In' Oswegatcble a small bird has taken possession of a mall box and has already built her nest and laid three eggs and It looks as though she would complete her work of hatching and rearing her young. The particular box picked out by the bird is one that Is to use dally and the mail carried never misses a stop at this box. Mrs. Bird seems to enjoy the Idea to have the mall carrier lift the cover of the box and deposit the mall and will sit on her nest as unconcerned as can be. The mall box has been fixed so that It win not close entirely so that the bird may complete the task of rearing, her young. It Is not known what kind of a bird this Is, hut It Is thought that it is a phebe, being brown of color and about the site of a sparrow and laying sky-blue eggs.—Watertown Correapondont HfK Tendon Day.

CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the /fl Signature of Donald McMurray, 9 years old, is dead at his home in Connersville, this state, of lockjaw. The boy stepped on a rusty nail last week, the nail penetrating his heel. The wound caused little oaiu until Saturday, when the boy suffered intense agony and sank ‘ m' • Jj**' -■ ■>• T-g^r-r 1 —r- ••• -, . . .'.j-

Out of a Clear Sky

"Maria said,** related Borker, “that we wouldn’t be able to keep her. That was the only trouble in my mind, too. She was perfect “I watched her removing the dinner dishes. Her movements were swift and accurate. “I suggested that we pay her the highest wages, for the coffee had been perfect and the biscuits a delightful brown. Maria replied that that would be the best way in the world to lose her. ‘The more you pay her,* she explained, ‘the better she will dress, and so the greater will be the risk.* “I was silenced. I sat at the table in a bitter mood. Here was a cook held dazsllngly before me for a moment, only to be snatched away when she had grown absolutely necessary. She was too pretty to last I tried, however, to be optimistic. “ ‘Marla,* I suggested, *perhaps she has had a disappointment. Perhaps all her hopes have been blighted and she will never love again! Or perhaps he died or something!* ‘“No,* said Marla. She added: "There are three or four young men on the premises.* ‘“Well look for apartments elseI cried. “ ‘Why?’ gasped Maria. “ 'To escape the male quartet,* I explained. "However, I came to the conclusion that flats and apartments would not do at all. What we wanted was a house with a yard; a big yard with a house away at the back. Marla agreed with me. "Then we began to consider the suburbs, with a view of getting a place as secluded as possible wherewith to retire with our cook. But, like an Inspiration, I suddenly hit upon the Island! The very thing! "The island is a very secluded place fifty miles out in Lake Superior. It is very difficult to approach on account of the shoals. If I took Marla and my delightful cook out there we could live bountifully on provisions taken from the mainland and the opportunity would be splendid for the working up of my treatise on moral philosophy. "Maria said the plan was good. The cook was delighted with the novelty of It. The details were soon arranged. “We had a delightful voyage and landed upon the Island in safety, with our ample stock of provisions, all In good condition. “ 'We are cut off from all communication by mall!* I chuckled to Marla. ‘No young man can even write to her! So we need have no fear of a proposal by letter.' " ‘lt’s a good thing there is no wireless station here,’ mused Marla. “‘lsn’t It!* I cried. ‘I don’t suppose there Is any danger of telepathy or soul kissing!* , " *We shall have to take our chances,* sighed Marla. "The first day for lunch we had chicken with cream gravy, browned biscuit and delicious coffee. "I arose the next morning, happy as a lark. I met Maria and Gwendoline, the cook, strolling along the beach, full of interest In the aquatic animals and birds, especially the birds. The flight of the crane, of the gull and of the wild duck I pointed out to them and made exhaustive comparisons, which would enable them to distinguish each. “‘Oh! look, Mr. Borker!* cried Gwendoline, lifting her pretty arm pointing enthusiastically. ‘What kind of a bird Is that?* “I hesitated: Tt Is neither a duck nor a crane,* I decided. *lt*s an airship!* "We were delighted to behold for the first time an exhibition of man’s conquest of the air. The airship floated around us, coming lower and lower. Presently a begoggled creature appeared and a voice called, ‘Hello!’ fl. “‘Hello!’ cried Marla and Gwendoline with one voice. "The airship man was proceeding on his way when he sighted Gwendoline! The airship quivered, then it slowly descended to the ground. “ ‘Good morning,’ said the man with the goggles. “T hope the air currents are propitious this morning,* said J. “ ‘Aren’t you afraid to go up in the air like that?’ cooed Gwendoline, admiringly. “The aeronaut stepped out of his ship and removed his goggles. He was blond, blithe and handsome. "He looked at Gwendoline and she looked at him. "Maria turned to me and whispered sadly: *We may as well pack up and go back home.* "—Chicago Dally News.

Best of All Physicians.

There is no physician like cheerful thought for dissipating the ills of the body; there is no comfort to compare with good will for dispersing the shadows of grief and sorrow. To live continually tn thoughts of ill-will, cynicism, suspicion and envy, is to be confined in a self-made prison hole. But to think well of all, to be cheerful with all. to patiently leant to find the good in all—euch unselfish thought* are the very portals of heaven; andto dwell day by day in thoughts of peace toward every area tnre wil 1 bring abounding oeace to the bob— ißtff. James Allan

LIFE VERSUS DEATH BREAD

Physician Claims Much for Preparation That Ho Asserts Has Re- - nowod His Life. The physician had once been a dyspeptic, sour and morose; but his color was now ruddy and clear, his spirits light, and his health excellent “Death bread," he said, "laid me low. Death bread kept me a dyspeptic for ten long, sad years. And life bread has made me my own buoyant healthy, happy self again. "What do I mean by death bread? I mean ordinary bread. Why do I call It death broad? Because It is alive with putrefactive germs—because, by more than one authority, the yeast’ cells In It are said to be identical with the diseased cells of pus—and, therefore, are a poison. "Yeast, in fact is as unhealthy as its sickly smell and musty, slimy consistency would lead you to believe. It Is a mass of living germs—and along with these are mingled putrefactive germs. Yeast Is a very harmful thing. It makes bread , a very harmful thing. All bread made with yeast Is death bread. “Life bread—that Is what I eat I make it myself. I take wheat of the finest quality, unground, and I roast it over a hot fire In a thick Iron saucepan. The grains, an inch deep 'in the pan, are stirred continually. They pop, like popcorn, and, when all have pepped—it is a matter of about ten minutes —my life bread Is done. "Each grain of this life bread Is A loaf, a miniature, delicious loaf, brown and crisp, that falls to powder on being bitten. Life bread must be kept in air-tight tins. It is the healthiest, the most nourishing, and the best-flavored bread In existence. But It must be confessed that the loaves are rather small."

TACTFUL VOTER WAS THIS

Simple Peasant Cast His Ballot to Accompaniment of Delicious Bit of Humor. The simple people of Alsace, who retain In their hearts a strong love for France at the same time that they are desirous not to offend their German rulers too much, frequently have a hard time of It when they are brought to the ballot box to vote for representatives In the German parliament In one election In a certain Alsatian district the two candidates were Kable, an Alsatian of French sympathies, who had protested against the annexation after the war of 1870, and a German. On election day a peasant came to the polling place, which was presided over by a German official. The peasant had In one hand a ticket on which was printed the name of Kable, and In the other a ticket bearing the name of the German candidate. “J'. “Meln Herr,” he said to the German election official, "will you tell me which of these tickets la the better one?" The officer looked at them. "Why, this Is much preferable," said he, indicating the German’s ticket “Ah, I thank you,” answered the peasant. "I will keep It next my heart.” He folded It carefully and put it Inside his coat. “As for this other, then," said he, with an air of putting it away from him as an unworthy thing, "I will leave It here" And he put the kable ticket in the ballot box.

Meant Their Work to Last

Some of the early stones of Welsh slate In New England burial grounds show very fine carving, evidently the product of English rather than Colonial workmen. The enduring quality of these memorials is evident on a comparison between them and other stones put up at a much later date. In one of the old yards at Billerica, Mass., many of the stones of mid-eighteenth' century dates are badly scaled and partially Illegible, while the oldest stone in the yard, dated 1684, shows no serious effect of weather and others almost as old are equally plain; practical/ unchanged after two centuries of exposure to the New England climate.

Auto Took Long Jump.

With the ease of a veteran hunter taking a hurdle, a Sydney, N. 8. W., taxicab recently cleared a 10%-foot ditch, landing on the opposite side with every tire burst, front doors telescoped, axles badly bent, and the framework strained and knocked out of gear. The chauffeur and Inmates, however, were quite unhurt save for a severe shaking. Workmen were engaged In taking out a culvert on the' road at this point, and had removed the decking. At noon they had left work to eat lunch In a nearby field; and it was at. thia juncture that the car came speeding along, the chauffeur falling to notice the condition of the road. -- • - ■'-? - '

Bee Keeping for Women.

“Nothing could Induce us to give up bee keeping for. aside from the profit, the larger returns of health and happiness, the pure joy ot living in the sunshine and watching the tireless workers as they come in with loads ot j pollen and nectar outweigh any financial consideration," saya a writer in Fanner's Wife. To sum it all up bee keeping is profor pleasure or profitcombira. favorably wl th aßy else, who* toro”ortdooMtfo bee keeping is I juost fascinating of ail a vacation* '

Game for Two

Now, as he entered the parlor he. gave the Impression of a young gentleman whose hands were empty, and no matter how he was viewed the gaze flew back to the emptiness of his hands. Oh, most unmistakably empty were his hands, and absolutely innocent of either candy or flowers. Most consciously empty, too, they were, blushing a dull red as they hung by their thumbs from his waistcoat pockets in a sheepish sort of way, hanging in shame, as it were, and yet with a sort of sullen bravado, as though saying: "Well, what of It?" Yes, even thus our hero entered the parlor and said: “Hello!” And as his salutation is subdued into silence, let us look at the lady in the case and see whether the eye of circumspection can come to rest on a matter so mobile. Plump and cosy and divinely short was the lady In question, with a pert, quick manner of movement and eyes that were alters nately bright with speculation or brighter yet with conviction. ‘‘How late you are!’’ "Yes,” said he, “I made up my mind that, beginning with the new year, I was going to work hard, and that’s what kept me." i "Gracious!’’ said she, and ajfain she looked at the emptiness and the sheepishness of his hands. "I—l didn’t bring any flowers tonight," he said. “I’d been thinking it over, and it seemed such a—such a—such a—such a— that, anyway, I swore off.” “My!” said she, and swinging her foot, she asked, in a careless manner: "Did you swear anything else off, John?** "Well,” he said, avoiding her eye, ‘candy.’’ And brighter grew her glance. “And concerts,” he continued, his voice dropping a note and hanging over the edge of the tragics. And even brighter grew her glance. "Abd all sorts of shows," Hr concluded, far, far down the keyboard. "My!" said she. “You were busy!" "Yes,” he said, trying to look at her in a significant manner. "And now I’ll be able to save a little money and then—’’ • “Flowers,” she said, raising one finger. / He nodded. , "Candy,” she said, raising another. He nodded again. "Concerts.” Again he nodded. “And all sorts of shows,” she coneluded. And, nodding again, he drew along breath and made room for her on the sofa, saying: “Grace!” “No,” she mournfully made answer. "I’ve sworn off." ” ' ■ “Sworn off what?” "Sitting on the sofa like you meant I made up my mind that beginning with the new year, I was keeping you away from your work too much. So, I Just swore off.” And, shaking her head, she sighed: "No. No more, John ” - .. Whereupon he went over to her with considerable velocity of locomotion, holding out his hand and crying with emotion: "Grace!” "No," she murmured, putting her hands behiud her and shaking her head. "I’ve sworn that bff, too, John!" "Sworn what off?" demanded John. “Holding hands,” she murmured again. "You have, have you?” “Oh, dear, yes!” And still keeping her hands behind her, she looked up at him and pleasantly remarked “What a beautiful day It has been, John!” I But as for John, he marched out Into the hall. Jammed his hat on his head, and laid violent hands upon hla coat She followed him. “Goodby!” he muttered. “Goodby, John," she pleasantly answered him. Goodby forever!" ho said, punishing his coat

“Oh, that's such a long time!” she said. “So it’s ail over between us!” he scowled, turning up his coat collar and looking ferocious. And as for John, John slammed the door open, passed out into the ves- | tibule and banged the door behind him. I From the hall inside she pleasantly ■ waved her hand at him and turning to annihilate her with an awful look his eyes fell upon the solitaire that gleamed from one of- her fingers. “Here, I want my ring back!” he pantomimed to her through the glass of the door. To WUlch she plea—wtly pantomimed back: ? “I’ve sworn off giving rings back, John." And pleasantly drew down the blind. And as for John, John sat down on the top step burled in thought, from which he emerged at last, saying to i himselfI "I wonder if rd better get some flowers and candy and come right back or telephone her in the morning that FU caß for her tomorrow night and And as a certain picture arose before him of tWo persons sitting on a • sofa eatlnr ekndv together he hm\ . ■ tri ." l s w

TO •S». ' ---g$ i 11 I M X% fl v lir i p i h idi <• * ■ *-> ' “*• •* -*7 7 ‘ •-““A,, SUNDAY JUNE IS LOW RATES AND SPECIAL TRAIN AS FOLLOWS: Stations Time Fare Lv. Monon .8:20 SI.OO Lv. Lee ?.....8:30 .90 Lv. McCoysburg 8:35 .90 Lv. Pleasant Ridgeß:4o .80 Lv. Rensselaer 8:48 .75 Lv. Surrey .....1.,......8:57 .75 Lv. Parr ..9:02 .75 Lv. Fair Oaks9:o9 .75 Lv. Roselawn 9:20 .75 Lv. Thayer 9:25 .75 Lv. Shelby 9:28 .75 Lv. Lowell 9:42 .50 Arrive Chicago ...11:30 Returning, special train will leave Chicago at 11:30 p. bl Sunday, June 16, 1913.

LOCAL MARKETS.

Wheat—>l.os. Corn—6B. . Oats—4B. Butter—2o. Eggs—ls. Duck—lo. Roosters—s. flnnoo . -R UVVLW Va Chickens—lo. Turkeys—B to 10.

ice Cream Social. The Ladies Aid Society of the United Brethren church will give an Ice cream social at the Brushwood church at Aix next Saturday night, June 15. Eevrybody invited. Methodist Church. Baptisms and reception of members Sunday morning. Evening subject: “The Witness of the Spirit.” Pythian Sisters Notice. All Pythian Sisters are requested to meet at the hall Friday evening, June 14, as the inspector will be here. Church Market. Saturday of this week in the Odd' Fellows building the ladies of the Christian church will conduct a market and apron sale. Your patronage Is solicited. Piano Tuning. Now la the time to have your piano tuned, cleaned and polished. Cal! on Otto Braun, the band teacher. Music Lessons. I am prepared to give piano lessons. Call or Phone 236. MARY M. HARPER. For earache, toothache, pains, burns, scalds, sore throat, try Dr. Thomas’ Eclectic Oil, a splendid remedy for emergencies. .- . - The armored cruiser South Dakota, stationed at Manila, disabled her machinery while undergoing steaming tests and probably will return to.the_ United States for repairs. You can secure Mica Special Roofing from any dealer in Jasper or Newton counties. It your dealer-does not have it In stock, call me up and I will supply you direct Prices the same everywhere. HIRAM DAY. - - ■ , - . ’ - ’ Announcement has been made at Washington, D. C., that the Clark forces in the democratic national convention will present Senator—Elect 01 lie M. James, of Kentucky, as their candidate for temporary chairman. . ; : Itching piles provoke profanity but profanity won’t remove them. Doan’s Ointment is recommended for itching, bleeding or protuding piles. 50c at any drug store. . A large number of counterfeit silver dollars have been found during the laal Hvr hanVorc anH mPTlast lew days oy oanKers ana merchants of South Bend. The coins are d>ud 1»M. ar. HtW ana about ono-six toon tn oi an men the go rnm John Martin aired 31 escaped from * - . - - 'nyjK''