Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 138, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 June 1912 — Nothing New. [ARTICLE]

Nothing New.

“Fm introducing a brand new Invention—a combined talking machine, carpet sweeper and letter opener,” said the agent, stepping briskly Into an office. , / “Got one already,” answered the proprietor, “I’m married.’’ —Bohemian. / / Love’s Change of Coe’ume. He—ln olden times women disappointed in lave used to don wnrf garbs. ''7 , She—Yes, but the styles have changed. Nowadays they go into brekeh of promise suits. —Bohemian. Doubtful 'Testimonial. Fladger—How do you. like your new preacher? j j Digsby—First rate. He’s so agrees aide; never talks religion to you at ail, you know.—Chicago Tribune. v'~' vf’/j 7 .' f ' ■'>■ They New Congressman. “I ain’t satisfied with the. way they printed this speech.” ,! “They .sprinkled in plenty of laughter and applause.” & “But /how about them gestures of defiance, and them threatening looksF’