Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 138, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 June 1912 — Too Successful. [ARTICLE]

Too Successful.

“You must drink hot water with your whisky,’’ the doctor told the patient; -“otherwise you mustn’t take it at all.” “But how shall I get the hot water?” the patient queried plaintively. “My wife won’t,let me have it for the whisky toddy.” “Tell her you want to shave,” the doctor said, and took his departure. The nextv day '.he doctor called and asked the wife how the patient was. “He’s gone raving mad,” his wife replied. “He shaves every 10 minutes.” —•Washington Star.