Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 138, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 June 1912 — Doubly an Agnostic. [ARTICLE]

Doubly an Agnostic.

Professor Mahaffy was once examining a man who had pat himself down as an “agnostic” on entering college. He was having a hard time at Mahaffy’s hands over some passages In a Greek book. "I believe, thir," said Mahaffy, “that you'are—aw—are an agnothtlc In religiouth matterth.” The man feebly acquiesced. “Well. then, thir," said the professor, “I can quite athure you that you are an agnothtlc in Greek ath well."