Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 127, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 May 1912 — Couldn’t Worry Clarke. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Worry Clarke.

Clarke was awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning in Chicago by somebody who told him that Alex. McCarthy had fallen in a fit and had been run over by an automobile and Was removed to the Cook County hospital. Knowing that the little Infielder is not subject to any fits excepting bls fits of fine ball playing, also being sure that Mac would never be out so late at night, Clarke asked the Informant what color the injured fellow’s hair might be. When told it was very black the Pirate chieftain saw there had been some mistake and hung up the receiver.