Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 117, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 May 1912 — Page 3

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FEARED FOR HIS CHARACTER

Disciple of Bacchus Evidently Real- ' ized That Circumstances Looked Bad for Him. \ Harry was a faithful servant of a large cotton planter whom he called, after the manner of slavery days. M’Sam (Marse Sam). At stated in* tervala Harry was wont to get gloriously drunk; and one night in the fall, after a day in town, the mules hitched to hie-wagon drew up before the' lot of the plantation, with Harry p*ostrate and snoring In the bottom of the wagon. Here one of his numerous progeny, a hoy named Job, discovered him, and unable to awaken his father, or to secure any assistance from Harry’s disgusted wife, he appealed to the planter, who had the mules unhitched, covered Harry with a blanket and with his own hands dragged the wagon under a shed. Next morning Harry woke haslly and sat up, rubbing his eyes. "Job!” he cried aloud; “hurrah here, Job!” and when Job had come under the shed, “How come I here?” Job sulkily explained how it had happened. —, “Did M’Sam pull 'me under here?” asked Harry in dismay. "Gret Lordy, J feared he t’nk I mus’ be drunk!” — Kansas City Star.

ERUPTION COVERED BODY

“Three years ago this winter I had a breaking out that covered my whole body. It Itched so It seemed as if I should go crazy. It first came out in little pimples on my hack and spread tifl it covered my whole body and limbs down to my knees, also my arms down to my elbows. Where I scratched it made sores, and the tei> rible itching and burning kept me from sleeping. I tried several reme dies all to no purpose. Then I concluded to try the Cuticura Remedies. I used the CutlcXira Soap and Cuticura Ointment, also the Resolvent, for about four months, and they completely cured me of eczema. I have bad no return of the disease since. I never had a good night’s rest after the skin eruption first broke out till 1 commenced using the Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I had only used them a few days before I could see they were beginning to heal, and the terrible Itching was gone. “Those that lived in tße house at the time know how I suffered, and how the Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured me. I never take a hath without using the Cuticura Soap, and I do not believe there are better remedies for any skin disease than the Cuticura Soap and Ointment.” (Signed) Miss Sarah Calkins, Waukegan, 111., Mar. 16, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a sample of each, with book, will be mailed free on application to “Cuttoura,” Dept. L, Boston.

HIS ANBWER. Bangs—l asked that Chinaman when the Chinese invented fan-tan. Wangs—What did he say? Bangs—-Why, hr said they invented flan-tan when thdjr got tired playing bridge whist six thousand years ago. How His Brother Identified Him. 4 Uncle Harris, an old negro, who has been a servant In the family of Colonel Slemmens of Montlceilo, Ark., for the last forty years, recently made a trip t q Memphis. Upon bis return he was telling the colonel’s daughter of his trip and the discovery of a brother whom he had not seen for thirty, years. Miss Slemmens asked him how he knew his brother after so long a time, and Uncle Harris replied: "I waß walking along the street when a spare built looking man came tip to ine and says: ‘Say, ain’t you my brother?’ and I said, ‘Sure I is. Who is you?’ ” Fell. Mrs. Murphy—So you son Dlnnis fell from his airyoplane? Sure, Oi thought he was leamin* to flf yo a corrispondence school. V ■ Mrs. Casey—He vfas, hut be sbtopped short In the middle of a lesson. —Upplncott’s. Sure Thing. “Do you believe she will love me long??’ - •••*• •• —--- “Well, I know she won’t love you short” Stop the Pain. The hurt of a burn or a cut stops when Dole's Carbolisalve is applied. It heals quickly and prevent* scars. 25c and 60c by druggists. For free sample write ts J. W. Cole it Co.. Black River Falls, Wls. No, Cordelia, the grass widow Is anything but green. ; --- Before retiring, a cup of Garfield Tea! For good digestion and continued good health. 7 ■ ‘ “ Lots of people live and learn the things that are of no use to them.

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Reliable and Experienced First Baseman Aids St Louis. ' -*-/ Stovall’s Presence Expected to Inspire Other Players With Confidence «0 Make Them 20 Per Cent. Bettor in Fielding. Ask any inember of the Browne to give one reason why Wallace’s club should not finish last and be will answer: “Stovall.” Not that she Browne figure Stovall, single-handed, will lead the club out of the depths of the sub-cellar, but the players to a man believe that the presence of Stovall on first will give each member of the infield sufficient confidence to make him a 20 ’per cent better ball player. Since Tom Jones was traded to Detroit for Claude Rossman there has been a big hole around the initial sack at Sportsman’s Park. The players have had no one to “throw to.” True, there has been no less than twenty men tried ont at first, but they all failed, and many of them were so putrid that the Browns’ inflelders lost confidence. 1 Such is not the case this season. Stovall is a great fielder, and his presence will inspire Laporte, Hallinan and Austin wish sufficient confidence to make them much better players. "I heaved a sigh of relief when I heard Stovall was to Join our club,” declares Jimmy Austin. “It’s so encouraging to know that we have a real first baseman after having had so many goats dancing around that bag. “Why, do you know I have seen game after game lost when the players were afraid to take any chances with their throws because of crude work of whatever particular man we happened to have on first. . “We had so many of them that frequently I didn’t know who the first baseman was. Then in a close game It often happened that a fast man hit a slow one to me. I had to rush in,

First Baseman Stovall.

glove the pill, steady myself and shoot as straight as I could or else the first baseman would let it roll to the fence. ”1 didn’t have confidence in the man at first and consequently my work suffered. This year I know what StovalL can do. I can take more chances with my throws, I have more confidence, and consequently more dash, and I’ll head off a lot of fast men whe last year got hits on slow grounders towards third. “There’s nothing so good to a ball clnb as one man’s confidence in tbe others’ ability. If you know the man on first or second or third is playing the game all the time, you can take; more chances, throw faster and work with that recklessness which wins ball games. I think we’ll win a lot of games this season with Stovall, not because he’s a goot hitter and a good fielder, but because the other infielders have confidence In him and their game will be better as a consequence.” *

WHY BALL GAMES ARE LONGER

Umpire Billy Evans Tells Why Contests Nowadays Require More Time Than Previously. “Why are games kinger? In the first place, the lively ball makes more hitting,” vouchsafes Umpire Billy Evans. "In the second place, I have noticed that in batting against this Uve-fter-ball almost doable the number of fouls have been hit, either of the long, raising variety or those which carom off the bat against the stands- | “In addition to this, there has been another vital change In the game. Instead of walking up and slamming away at Hie first good ball pitched, the average batsman of this season makes each pitcher work to the limit. Unless they are over the plate they piss them along. I have never before noticed so many individual cases where the batsman stood up with three balls and two strikes called” Five Hite In a Game. . Olson of tbe Naps was the first player to register five hits in a game this season.

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