Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 115, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 May 1912 — BRIEF DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH. [ARTICLE]

BRIEF DECISIONS FROM THE BENCH.

The man who is getting the most out of life is letting the other fellow do the worrying. '' £ An ideal wife and an ideal husband are two 1 of a kind; but they eeldom make a pair. While it take£ only two to make* a quarrel, a third is usually present. Uncle Ezra is right in his decision that shoplifting and souvenir hunting are more closely related than first cousins. When..the country needs rain the President’should declare a holiday. The may who does his duty day by day never worrries about the morrop - . A physician asserted the other day that those who have heart disease should not marry. Some wag replied that there would be no marriages then, as only those with heart-trouble get married. The best check for literary aspirations has “Please pay to” on it. — From Judge’s Library.