Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 113, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 May 1912 — The Sort of Job He Wanted. [ARTICLE]

The Sort of Job He Wanted.

“There’s what I’m looking for,” said the lazy man going through the want advertisements for an easy job, as his eye lighted on a call for canvassers to sell something that “would sell itself.” “That’s the sort of a job 1 want.” he said to himself. Something that I can earn money at without work.” And he thought that really some day he must go down and look ’em up. Collector — “Can I see Mr. Wiggles ?’’ Office boy (promptly)—“No sir.” Collector (sharply)—“Why can’t I?” Office boy (looking around the .otherwise vacant office) —“That** a pretty sort of question f<w a grown man to be asking a boy like me, ain’t it?” ' Collector stands corrected.