Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 110, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 May 1912 — Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

OHjrxJIFIOA.X . . . J "Hereafter I intend to husband my means.” “I suppose that means a husband.”

HE TOOK THE CUE He was a man who gave little and got much. Today, for instance, he had obtained a clothesbrush, a basin of water, a towel, and a shine, and he had given nothing at all. Tr-r-r-rlng! went his bedroom bell. The hotel attendant smiled sourly. This was the he had been summoned, and he did not hurry. “I thought you were never coming,” exclaimed the visitor, when the attendant appeared at last. “Are you nicknamed ‘Slowcoach?’ ” “No. sir,” answered the attendant. “They call me ‘Billlard-cue.’ ” “Billlard-cue!” repeated the visitor, frowning. Then an inspiration dawned. ‘Ah! Because you’re such a stick, I suppose?” he asked. “Wrong again, sir!” retorted the attendant. “It’s because I work better with a good tip.” (TCi I 'l ii i ft

A SOW ANSWER. “You copper-coiored varmint, you, what do you mean by trying to skin me at that game of cards?” “The paleface should know the son of the forest can’t help being a redakin.” THE ANGEL’S WINGS. * “Why do they call “ a ‘ theatrical backer an angel? He hasn’t wings?’’ “No, but his money has.” —Balti< more American. What have you to sell at this time of the year? Try a classified ad in The Republican and you can sell it Remember, that all go In all Issues of The Evening and SemiWeekly Republican. ■gs—esgsßsssesg i. j ■'x. ~ t ll 1 i. u’j run I’gMes— Lost —Small ladies purse on River street. Two or three dollars in change in it. Finder please leave at Long’s Drug Store. Lost —Express package from Minneapolis, Minn., addressed to Mrs. W. L. Frye. Finder please give to “Billy” or leave at Makeever hotel. Lost —A white leather stud bridle, either in Rensselaer or north of town. Finder please return to Will H. Barkley, Rensselaer.

FOUND. Found—Pair of kid and pair of white gloves. Call here. /; . BUTTERFAT. W. H. Dexter will pay 30c for butter fat this week. ■ / POULTRY AND EGGS. For Sale— Mayhew’s White Wyandotte eggs, $1 for 15, or $5 per 100. Arthur Mayhew, R. D. No. 3, Rensselaer, or Phone 29-H, Mt Ayr. For Sale— Pen of Single Comb and White Leghorns, as good as the best Eggs for sale at 3 cents each. A. G. W. Farmer, Phone 425. 7"' Stoney to loan. The Union Central Life Insurance Go. hna made a Mg appropriation of money to be loaned on good farms in Jasper county an 4 offers a liberal contract without commission. John A Dunlap, Agent. AUTOMOBILES. •> 1 ;-j— ': ' - I. , Tbe Very Latest, a real Ul2 car, on our floor for delivery now. The Maxwell Mascotte Touring ear. 7.^’_