Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 107, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 May 1912 — NOT GOOD FUEL. [ARTICLE]

NOT GOOD FUEL.

When a young couple tried to start their automobile for an evening drive they were greatly puzzled when the machine refused to make any signs of action. “What’e the matter with the thing? cried the husband, **l Just filled It with gasoline last night.” “That’s odd,” replied the wife, “1 notice the can untouched In the cellar a few minutes ago.” “In the cellar,” retorted the husband, “why I got this In the kitchen.” “No wonder the machine will not ran hysterically laughed the young woman, “you have filled the car with maple syrup.—Youngstown Telegram.