Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 107, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 May 1912 — Page 3

“Every Picture 7*Ua a Story” BAD BACKS DO MAKE WORK HARD Backache makes the daily toil, for thousands, an agony hard to endure. Many of these poor sufferers have kidney trouble and don’t know it. Swollen, aching kidneys usually go hand in hand with irregular kidney action, headache, dizziness, nervousness and despondency. Just try a box of Doan’s Kidney Pills, the best-recommended special kidney remedy. This good medicine has cured thousands. HERE'S A TYPICAL CASE— J. L. Richardson, Red Key, Ind., says: “My back ached as if it would break. I could not move without intense pain. The kidneys were in such shape it was necessary to draw the secretions. Doan’s Kidney Pills cured me completely after doctors gave up hope and I have not had the slightest trouble since.” 6et Doan’s it any Brag Store, 50c. a Box DOAN'S Jem 8 / BOWEL IRRIGATION YOUR SALVATION SiSBS’W.SI Brooklyn, N. Y„ and learn bow to combat the poisons that originate in your Great Intestine(Colon)andcrcatediseases. Bowel irrigation by weight of body is ideal. Sciatica, Appendicitis, all Rheumatism and B'erersand many Female Troubles are prevented because the first cause isConstipation of the Colon. Yon cannot afford to neglect foam. No medicine. Those poisons shorten onr life and make you grow old before our time.' SOHN L. THOMPSON SONS * CO., Troy, N. YDream of marriage signifies madness. For torpid, inactive or disordered liver, take Garfield Tea. All druggists.

Found Imitation Difficult.

Bert, a freshman, closed a letter to hiß cousin, Joe, five years old, by saying: “Now, I must quit and write five pages on Esther.’* The next day his father found Joe armed with (ablet and pencil, trying to hold down his young brother Robert, and said to him:-, “Joe, what are you “I’m trying to write five pages on Bob, but he wqn’t be still,’’ replied the little fellow.

THEN HE WENT.

Myrtle—Have you ever tried to figure out what Shakespeare meant by the words, “Stand not upon the order of your going?’’ George—No. Have you? Myrtle—Yes. The definition Is “Don’t wait for a house to fall on you.”.

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- 1 *><&v fool Long had he wooed the pretty maid, But hope was foreign to his heart, For it was plain that she but played With him with all a coquette’s art. Tet he would boast how other girls Had wept because he could not see The beauties of their cheeks and curia. Because he went on, fancy free. But this one was Indeed The One, Yet, strange to say, although she smiled Whene’er they met, she smiled with fun, And with a banter deep though mild, He begged, he pleaded for a glance To give his love a place to hold, To Indicate he had a chance. But to his pleadings she was cold. ~ At last he called on her once more, And O, his heart leaped In surprise, For all the chilliness of yore Was fully vanished from her eyes; He murmured through the little speech That for this moment he had planned— She did not flutter from hifi reach; She let him hold her white, white hand! With bubbling Joy his blood ran swift. He dropped his arm about her waist; Her eyelids she did not uplift, Swift blushes o’er her temples raced; Her golden hair but touched his cheek As he so gladly bent above And, filled with thoughts he could not speak. Tried, stammering, to tell his love. - ... Bhe looked up then. Into his face. Her Ups curved sweetly in a smile Such as bold Antony could trace On Cleopatra’s lips the while He whispered to her ’neath the moon That dripped upon the desert sands The silver light, as falls a boon From out a goddess’ mystic hands. But we disgresß. Our hero grazed And saw the heroine so fair, With lips like red rose petals raised, And waiting-waiting-waltipg there 1 Alas! Also alackaday! Her manner suddenly grew cool. And as she swiftly turned away Her red lips pouted: "April fool!”

His Last Words.

Spokesman—Madam, we are a committee from the volunteer fire department, of which your late lamented husband was the respected chief. Widow—Oh, it’B so kind and good of you. I know Henry was thinking of you when he passed away, for just before the end came he rose up in bed and with a far-off look in his eyes, shouted: "Turn in a Second alarm. We can’t handle fire without help.”

Nikola’s Latest.

Nikola Teßla rushed into the newspaper office with the light of triumph on his face. “Eureka! I have it at last!” he shouted. “What? Again?” Inquired the Pessimistic Editor. “I have it now! Marvelous! Marvelous! I have devised an alarm clock which you may set for 6 o’clock but which will not go off until you want to get up.”

Had the Stars.

Mr. Meddergraas—Hen Slocum is agoin'' Into the theatrical perfession. : f r sk~r'- - : — — Mrs. Meddergrass—Land sakes! He ain’t got into*'ho divorce trial, has be? “Nope. But his uncle Josiah left him three dogs an* a mule by his will, an’ Hen to take out a “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” troupe.

The Two Pinnacles.

"The performance reached the highest pinnacle of dramatic art,” wrote the Press Agent. “Isn’t that rather a strong statement?” asked the Dramatic Editor. “Oh, no. We are getting five dollars for general admission.” Alas! it is sometimes true that we uistake the pinnacle of price for the pinnacle of art.

Preserving Conventionalities.

Fair Visitor (in penitentiary)—l should think these iron floors and eoncrete walks would hurt the feet of the poor prisoners. Guards—Yes’m. But, you know, the way of the transgressor is hard.

GREATEST LESSON OF LIFE

The One Thing Above Ail That a Woman Should Be Quick to Learn and Remember. The woman who makes good must be blessed with strength and Health, and an ambition to learn and take advantage of every opportunity that comes her way. She must work with all her heart and play with air her heart; above all things avoiding Indifference. Hers is the temperament that recognizes that encouragement Is all nice and pretty, but if one Is going to do the thing that counts one doesn't need it- that refuses to be dismayed by repeated failures and that has a certain fEiith that what has been done by many may be dope by another; that nobody goes through life without disappointments, heartaches and the breaking of pet Illusions; that there is nothing more common than trouble, but that It is the wise ones of earth that keep it in the background. That’s the great lesson of life.—Jßxchange.

ALMOST CRAZY WITH ECZEMA

“I, the undersigned, cannot give enough praise to the Cutieura Remedies. I had been doctoring for at least a year for eczema on my foot. I had tried doctor after doctor all to no avail. When a young girl I sprained my ankle three different times, paying little or no attention to it, when five years ago a small spot showed upon my left ankle.' I was worried and sent for a doctor. He said it was* eczema. He drew a small bone from the ankle about the 1 size of a match and about an inch long. The small hole grew to about the size of an apple, and the eczema spread to the knee. The doctors never could heal the hole in the ankle. The whole foot ran water all the time.

“My husband and my sons were up night and day wheeling me from one room to another in the hope of giving me some relief. I would sit for bours at a time in front of the fireplace hoping for daybreak. The pain was so Intense I was almost crazy, In fact, I would lose my reason for hours at a time. One day a friend of mine dropped in to see me. No more had she glanced at my foot than she exclaimed: ‘Mrs. Finnegan, why in the world don’t you try the Cutieura Remedies!’ Being disgusted with the doctors and their medicines, and not being, able to sleep at all, I decided to give the Cutieura Soap and Cutieura Ointment a trial. After using them three days that night I slept as sound as a silver dollar for eight long hours. I awoke In the morning with but very little pain, in fact. I thought I was in heaven. After using the Cutieura Remedies for three months I was perfectly restored to health, thanks to the Cutieura Soap and Ointment. I will be sixty-four years of age my next birthday, hale and hearty at present.” (Signed) Mrs. Julia Finnegan, 2234 Hebert St., St. Louis, Mo., Mar. 7, 1911. Although Cutieura Soap and Ointment are. sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to “Cutieura,” Dept L, Boston.

In Fashion.

Husband (scathingly)—You get narrower every day. Wise —(complacently)—Yes, I have the fashionable figure.

It isn’t any wonder that a man is annoyed when he gets the worst of a horse trade, as that was what he was trying to hand the other fellow.

Comel?aclc StremS The State that gave us the “Mother Lode' ’ some fifty years ago is going to 1 be one of the garden spots of America. The hundreds of millions of dollars tLey (Mother took from inside the earth in that Mother Lode will look like a penny- —Hodo bank when they spread the irrigation waters on Nevada’s sagebrush plains. Get in on the ground and get in now . Don’t wait; don’t hesitate. Union-Southern Pacific STANDARD ROUTE OF THE WEST V 7 il Protected by Automatic Electric Block Safety Signals Uwill take you there. A Low Round-Trip Homeseekers’ Excursion Fare r >4 will be in effect on the first and third Tuesdays of each month during 1912. A Land that has been begging at 25 cents an acre will, under irrigation, be worth Ift VUI thousands of dollars to you in a few short years. \ § There is no argument; there’s no question about it! Idaho, and Utah, and Colorado, and a doom other states have done it —and Nevada will. You have asked for your opportunity? Here it is. You wanted year chance? You*ve got it This is the * start the beginning. It is the very bulTs-eyt of. opportunity in a state that is compara- V tively new. It’s the chancy of little capital said shrewd brains. One dollar now will do jfl>g\ : the work of a thousand later on. *r The lands listed below are owned by the Southern Pacific Company. They jl offer them to Homeseekers at from $2 to $b per acre, on ten years’ time; one-tenth cash, 6 per cent interest on deferred payments. £ Acre# of diy farming lands in Humboldt County, near Winnemucca. f 2a,©00 Acres in Elko County, near Deeth —9O per cent, dry fanning lands ( and the balance grazing lands. ■ r~ 4 SfiOO Acre, in Lyon County, near Churchill, which are subject to cultivation m j under dry-farming methods. jMBgMWPJCP Come down to the Union-Southern Pacific today and learn about them and the ~~ — _ wonderful irrigation projects under way. Form a party. Tell your friends. Do it now! Or, don’t ever (ay again that all the chances for fortune lie in the past. oc® GERRTT FORT fl i*a*»enger Traffic Mgr., Union Pacific R. R. :• 11/ , JO No. 2 Dodge Street, Omaha, Neb. L k ~ ,eg 1 ——, n ■ ii" *■■ —-z-TmtS&BSSmZeIBESriL M lli■■ JT wy. fl*t* r. 1 ‘ * " "rgi J

TWENTY YEARS OF TERRIBLE ITCHING

Untold Agony, Ashamed to Be Been Nothing Helped. Reelnol Instantly Relieved and Trouble Passed Away. Such Is the story of Thomas G. Hull, New Haven, Conn. Every sufferer from tormenting skin troubles should profit by his experience, told in his own words: “Fbr twenty years or more I was troubled with terrible Itching of the body, arms and legs. I suffered untold agony; could hardly sleep at night, and was actually ashamed to be seen. I obtained a small jar of Retdnol Ointment, applied same, and was Instantly relieved. I then purchased a cake of Resinol Soap and used it in connection with the Ointment. The itching soon became less, and in a short time entirely passed away.” As Mr. Hull’s letter shows, Resinol Ointment stops itching Instantly. Used with Resinol Soap it is the quickest, easiest, and most economical treatment for eczema, rashes, tetter, ringworm, pimples and other skin affections, as well as for burns, scalds, boils, ulcers and Itching, bleeding and inflamed piles. Recommended and sold by your druggist, (Soap, 25c., Ointment, 50c. and $1). Sample of each sent free. Address Dept. 1 *K, Resinol Chemical Co., Baltimore, Md.

Bad Teeth Go With Good Brains.

An English scientist has pointed out that there are signs of a steady degeneracy in two sets of organs vital to the well being of the human race, and the fall is most marked among the western nations. The evidence is that, coincident with the mental advance of man, there has been a diminution in the provision of teeth. In the ape, the negro, and the white man, brain and teeth are Inversely proportional to efficiency. Increase of cunning has reduced the work of the teeth, and the demand of the brain for blood has starved the former; disorders of digestion show that the balance is unsatisfactory.

A better thing than tooth powder to cleanse and whiten the teeth, remove tartar and prevent decay Is a preparation called Paxtlne Antiseptic. At druggists, 25c a box or sent postpaid on receipt of price by The Paxton Toilet Co., Boston, Mass.

The Worst of the Week.

“If you will come back Monday night,” she said, “I’ll give you some of my home-made fudge.” “I’ll sure come,” he said, “for this Is the year for candy-dates.”—Judge.

If You Are a Trifle Sensitive

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What Make.

Tittle —Hardup bought his wife a machine. Tattle —Touring, talking, sewing or washing?—Judge. Cole’s Carbollsalve quickly relieves and cures burning, itching and torturing skin diseases. It instantly stops the pain ot burns. Cures without scars. 25c and 500 by druggists. For free sample write to J. W. Cole & Co.. Black Riveb Falla, Wls. A man may think the world of a woman, but he should remember that there are others In the world. Good health cannot be maintained where there is a constipated habit. Garfield Tea overcomes constipation. Some men never brag about themselves —and don’t blame them.

Logical Millinery.

“People say there is no reason, no logic, In Easter millinery. What a falsehood.”. ' The speaker was George Ade. He continued (the occasion was an aftertheater supper in Chicago): “Hat*, whether Easter or otherwise, are fun of logic, full of reason. A little boy said to his father one day: “'What’s a wide-awake hat, par “That father logically and reasonably replied: “ ‘A wide-awake hat, my son, Is, of course, one without a nap.’ “

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