Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1912 — The New Wife. [ARTICLE]

The New Wife.

Hubby—My dear, won’t you sew on a button for me before you go out? His New Wise —The cook may possibly do it for you. But please bear in mind you married a typewriter, not a sewing machine.