Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1912 — Page 3

125,000 AMERICANS GO TO CANADA IN 1911.

THE YEAR 1912 WILL BHOW A GREAT INCREASE. In a report of the House Committee (Washington) appears the following: "Canada offers a three-year homestead upon good land, easily reclaimed and cultivated, with six months' leave of absence each year and most lenient regulations." All of which is true and It is now the part of the careful reader to consider the opportunities that exist in Western Canada which, in addition to the above, are attractive features. The evidence of these is found in ths letters contributed by some of the settlers. Por_instance: A nesotan, writing from Warner, Southern Alberta, speaks of that district. But what he says, applies generally to all of Southern Alberta, He says: “I have seen six crops, four of them were first class, one of them a very good crop, and the other a poor crop. Government statistics for the last fifteen years showthatthis country hasaveraged about fifteen or sixteen inches of moisture. In 1910 there was only seven inches, and in 1911 twentytwo Inches. The 1909 crop was about as good as I have seen in this country and we had about twelve inches of moisture, so that I am thoroughly convinced that with normal conditions, that is, from twelve to fifteen Inches of moisture, and with, the natural increase of population and immigration, that Southern Alberta will be one of the very best mixed farming districts in the world. We have good soil, good water, and a good climate, and altogether Just as desirable a country to live in as Dakota, Minnesota, lowa, or Wisconsin.” Hundreds of letters are on file from former American settlers, which give good reasons why the Western Canada lands are being settled so rapidly. Full particulars can be had of any Car aadiah Government Agent, who will furnish literature and give low rate certificates. Excursions are being run daily. .

Marksmanship.

"I am afraid those militant suffragettes are going to give us serious trouble," said one London policeman. “They mean business." “Why do you think so?” inquired the other. “A lot of them have quit givifig parades and making speeches and are practicing w-ch quoits and baseballs."

Supreme Faith.

"I gave my wife a check f6r JI.OOO yesterday." “What was the cause of your llbM*aiity?" "I knew she’d never have the nerve to try to cash it.”

BKAt ESTATE FOR SALE—BS3 sores, extra good North Missouri Stock farm. Well Improved. Three miles County Beat. Sacrifice for (80.00 cash. I also handle all kinds of exchange*. HOI,MAN, Unlonvllle, Mo. FOR SALE—3OO acre farm, good soil, near market, no buildings. Price 18,000. easy terms. Por sale or •xchange, Bfiaore farm.clay soil. Price *8,500. Other formoforsale. Siwsrtk, iwurflfe, QrudKa»Me,wi* V AWH Is cheaper In Washtenaw 00., Michigan, “til U than In any other part of the country, soil and improvements considered. Write me for particulars and list. John Hnss, Ann Arbor, Mich. pan (til P MO acres first-class grain land, 1U VAIL close to the town of Bruce run oall WESTERN CANADA FARM LANDS the finest mixed farming district inOanadian West. Close to Prince Albert, Saafc.spiendld market point. Pree Government homesteads also within 88 miles of City, crops excellent, settlement coming in fast. Por free literature and maps, write Jail ns S. Woodward, lee. Board of Trade, Dept- L, Prince Albert, flask. TkKMING AMD MIMBREg VALLEY offer bomeseekers cheap lands, splendid climate high and dry: abundance of purest water in America for irrigation: cheapest and most effective system of Irrigation in southwest: ideal section for deciduous fruits, garden-truck, alfalfa, beans. Farmed and truck-growers net from (30 to (508 per sere. High-priced markets In mining sections nearby. Best railroad center In New Mex.; excellentscbool*. Lands range from (10 per acre fur relinquishments to (100 and (160 for Improved land niftier irrigation. Address Chamber of Commerce. Box 831. Dealing, New Mex. and get in touch with livest town la state. The Panama Canaf Will soon be open. Farm lands on Pnjret Bound and Western Washington, with its delightful climate, rich soil, and proximity to Seattle markets will be money makers. 268 acres level, black soU. Big house, granary, two barns, R. F. D„ church, school, etc. Good roads; 8 miles to railroad station. Place stocked comslete,5 lete, including machinery, horses, hogs and 19 ersey Cows. A complete dairy and stock ranch. Price (37,000. Half cash, balance at 6%. An 80 acre farm with 70 acres in crop and 10 acres timbered pasture. 6 room house, S good barns, B chicken nouses, granary, etc. On fine road, %/ mile from town. One-thirdcrop to buyer. (5,800, with (3,000 cash. Write ns for full information. BANK BBPBBHNCB9 —A. B. NEWELL 120 SPRING STREET, SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

Splendid Crops In Saskatchewan (Western Canatla) (Is from 20 acres tat was the thresher's return from a Lloydminster farm in the season of 1910. Many fields In that a* well as other districts yielded from 25 to 35 bushels of wheat to the ‘ r *‘“ to URGE PROFITS a#e (has derived STEAD ItXteEl SSsMTiaaeau^ \ .wiT^si a sg*a*.^Schoatsnjid licalars as to location! is railway rates and , write to Boy toflxsaUtea2TSiSr ,w ■y.%l +* ***■ «” m«.y«wS!|

PREPARING FOR THE WEDDING

But the' Old 8/foe, Fixed Up for the < Occasion, Was Not Intended for the Bridal Pair. There was to be a wedding in the vicinity. Many ot the mountaineers would be these. Early in the morning of "the nuptial day Bud Hightower was noticed filling an old No. 12 shoe with slugs and nails and plaster of paris. "Wot you doin’, Bud?” drawled Sim Beesley. “Kain’t you see wot I’m doin’? I’m makin’ moonshine sperrits out’n cheese scrapin’s." Sim chuckled. “Gettin' good an’ ready f'r th’ weddin’, I reckon.” "I reckon.”, ' “doin' to throw it at the bridegroom, maybe?” “Goto’ to throw It at him, maybe, but it ain’t goin’ to hit him. It’s goin’ to break th’ face of Snipe Tolliver, an’ do it accidental, too. I been layin’ f’r that theer Snipe f’r a right smart spell.” And he drove an extra railway spike Jn the hardening mass.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.

PIMPLES ON FACE 3 YEARS

*1 was troubled with acne for three long years. My face was the only part affected, but it caused great disfigurement, also suffering and loss of sleep. At first there appeared red, hard pimples whiteh later contained white matter. I suffered a great deal caused by the itching. I was in a state of perplexity when walking the streets or anywhere before the public. "I used pills and other remedies but they failed completely. I thought of giving up when nothing would help, but something told me to try the Cuticura Soap and Ointment. I sent for a Cuticura Booklet which I read carefully. Then I bought some Cuticura Soap and Ointment and by following the directions I was relieved in a few days. I used Cuticura Soap for washing my face, and applied the Cuticura Ointment morning and evening. This treatment brought marvelous results so I continued with it for a few weeks and was cured completely. I can truthfully say that the Cuticura Remedies are not only all, but more than they claim to be." (Sighed) G. Baumel, 1015 W. 20th Place, Chicago, 111., May 28, 1911. Although Cuticura Soap and Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere,'a sample of each, with 32-page book, will be mailed free on application to “Cuticura,” Dept Is Boston.

Invading the Enemy’s Country.

“In pursuance of a plan I have bad In mind for some time," announced Pastor Ooodsole At the close of his sermon, “I hare rented a small room In an apartment bouse ,in a fashionable neighborhood and expect to open a mission Sunday school there on the first Sunday in May. I don’t know, brethren, where the children who attend it are to come from, if, Indeed, any children attend it at all, but it will be there all summer, and may be regarded either as an opportunity or as a reproach. We will now sing our closing hymn.”

The New Wife.

Hubby—My dear, won’t you sew on a button for me before you go out? His New Wise —The cook may possibly do it for you. But please bear in mind you married a typewriter, not a sewing machine.

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HIGHLANDERS SECURE A STAR

■Long George” McConnell Returns to New York After Making Excellent 'Record With Rochester. When the campaign of 1911 was ibout to begin the Highlanders’ twirling dorps was heralded far and wide as the best in the land. However, as the fans, well know, only at. times did the pitchers perform up to their ability. Notwithstanding the poor showing of the boxmen, there can be no gainsaying that the staff turned over to Harry Wolverton has few superiors in either' major league. Perhaps, next to Ford and Caldwell, the pitcher on Wolverton’s staff who looms up most formidably is “Long George” McConnell. McConnell has not been touted as highly as Marty O’Toole, Buck O’Brien and other phenoms, but If records count for anything McConnell was the best pitcher graduated to the majors last season. McConnell, more'than any other man on the Rochester payroll, was responsible for Ganzel’s team winning'lts third consecutive pennant. With, a team last in club fielding, McConnell made the remarkable record of winning thirty out of thirty-nine.games, losing eight and tying one. He was the only consistent pitcher of whom Ganzel could boast last season. New York fans remember McConnell as the lanky sixfooter who played first base for the Hillmen in 1909, when Chase was recovering from smallpox. McConnell, as a pitcher, was hopeless with men on the bases. As long as George could keep the opposition from hitting, all was well, but when the bases became jammed it was good night. Stallings, who managed the Kilties in 1909, shipped the big fellow to Rochester, where he was Ganzel’s main-

Pitoher George McConnell.

stay. International league managers sow say that “Long George” has thoroughly cured himself of his weakness with men on the bases, and predict -big things for him this season. Mo* Connell’s usefulness is not confined to the burling bill. He 1b a handy man with the bat, hitting .288 last season, Which is no mean figure for a boxman.

GINGER WILL ATTRACT COIN

“Silk” O’Loughlin Is Strong Advocate of Speed in All Games of Amusement- —Games Too Slow. - Silk OTioughlln, the . American league umpire, is a strong advocate .of jpeed. He says the games are becoming too slow and he blames the players. In discussing the fault the noted diamond judge said yesterday: “Put ginger into any public amusement and you’ll attract and delight patrous who pay their money at the box office. A lively act in vaudeville or a snappy play will crowd a theater «ny time. A scientific, swiftly moving boxer will command big money at a boxing club because people will pay more to see him spar than a clumsy slugger. Baseball is tbe same. Speedy playing is essential toward keeping up the interest. If the games are allowed to drag the fans grow tired and lose interest. ‘l’ve always maintained that between innings the players going to and from the benches should be made to hurry. It looks better than to see them slouch to their positions. When the American league was organized the games were played so rapidly that there was too inudh hurry and hustle. Games were frequently played in one hour and 16 minutes and I really believe a majority of the fans were satisfied. But in recent years tbe players themselves have adopted slothful methods with the result that the games are again too long. “Much time is wasted by the batteries. The spitball pitchers consume most of it by moistening their fingers and preparing to take aim. Then again some of them can't make out the signs given by the catchers. In such cases the pitchers stand still, looking at the backstop’s fingers as they indicate the signs in the hollow of the mitts. -If they don’t understand, the pitchers shake their heads and hi many cases go up near the plate to hold confabs, when as a matter of fact the field umpire and the infleiders can see the signs as plain as day.”

Big Offer for Konetchy.

Manager Bresnahan claims that be turned down a Chicago offer of $30,000 for First Baseman Konetchy, and says doable that sum would not buy the hig Bohemian. ___ - • ' -

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Marie Tempest’s Nose.

At the Lenten mtisleale at the Wal-dorf-Astoria a young matron related a bon-mot of Marie Tempest's. “Miss Tempest’s nose is frightfully pug, isn’t it?” she began. “Well, I met her at a tea once, and she joked about her nose as if it had belonged to someone else. “'When the Creator,’ she said, ’was looking for a nose for me he took, yon see, the .first one that turned up.’ ”

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Very Far.

“That’s a pretty far-fetched story.” “Yes, I got it by long distance telephone." LEWIS’ Single Binder 5c cigar; so rich in quality that most smokers prefer them to 10c cigars. . , He who lends money without security borrows trouble.

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