Evening Republican, Volume 16, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 April 1912 — Page 2

The Daily Republican KwnyW Kxoept Sunday HEALEY A. CLARK, Publisher*. rensselaer! Indiana. If**

The early bird doesn’t set the worm merely by being early. n* ? Every little presidential candidate has a keynote of his own. In case of a coal strike will the coal Mn give apace for a mushroom bed? The cellar of a Pennsylvania farmer has dropped Into a coal mine. Lucky man. Our own weather Is bad enough, but in rihinn they are having a reign of terror. Being shot at occasionally Is not one of the legitimate annoyances of a king’s job. A California woman with a “model husband” has been granted a divorce. She deserves tt. Another blow to woman suffrage. An Illinois genius has Invented an unbreakable window. Butter can be made directly from glass, says a scientist. Possibly a misprint, for “grease.” The Countess of Warwick says that a woman is at her best at fifty. Guess how old the countess Is. «A Missouri girl wants $2,000 for seven kisses. One would almost imagine from that that kisses are scarce. The New Jersey assembly has passed a bill imposing a $1 tax on female cats. Is there a mouse trap trust? This Is not such an extravagant nation after all. A New Yorker was killed crossing the subway tracks to save a nickel. Sarah Bernhardt will get $7,000 a week for playing In vaudeville —almost enough to buy fresh eggs every morning. -- Proprietors of Ithaca soda fountains will not hall with joy the news that Cornell students have adopted the notreat rule. A judge in New York rules that mother love is not necessary to a child. In some cases we are In favor of the recall. It Is said that 200 former criminals are driving taxicabs in New York. In reading the above sentence the “former” Is silent A preacher says that the saddest hour of the day comes after sunset That’s when most of the vaudeville stunts are pulled off. . A Parisian philosopher says that violent movements produce violent thoughts. He must have found a slippery sidewalk somewhere. Ten aviators have been killed so far this year, compared with four In the same time last year. Does this Indicate how aviation progresses? A mah in Yonkers tried to. kick a dog and fell wither legs paralyzed. Given nature has joined in the general objection to kicking dogs around. Two New York motormen ran over the same unfortunate pedestrian. Those two men are wasting their talents by not getting Into Wall street Andy Carnegie arises to remark fimt the farmer Is the only happy man in this country. And yet we seldom hear of a steel magnate dying of grief. A Cleveland preacher says the American home is rapidly disappearing. He must be missing the old-fashioned dinners h* used to be Invited to. Laced boots with spats have been authorized by the kaiser with the undress uniform of German soldiers. German army officers may have spats, but they are forbidden to have duels. The attorney general of California has decided that when a California woman becomes the wife of an alien she loses her vote. Does a German girl who is married to an Irishman become Irish? bSc&ubc she had a revolver in her stocking a Los Angeles woman was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. Her hobble skirt must have been longer than most of those that are seen hereabouts. Astronomers have discovered a new •tar in the heavens. Theatrical managers discover them in any old place pearly every day. and when 'the natural supply gives out they manufaotUre “Tl—- ■» A New York physician who married • doctor wants a divorce because all Ids patients deserted him and went to her for medical advice and treatment Some men are so exacting that fliey are sot satisfied merely to have ft all In the family. ‘ A. Maurice Low in a lecture at Yale the other night characterized newspaper reporters as "men of trivial probably referred to Mr. Low as on. wh 0 «-.!.« spoke * v " r '* :

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Hospital Experiments With Warts.

Physicians at Hahnemann hospital In Philadelphia are experimenting for the removal of warts and advertised for one hundred men and women burdened with the blemishes. There has been such a rush of the wart-laden the hospital bids fair to become an immense beauty parlor.

GENUINE CHARITY.

De Roads —I’m doin’ me best t* relieve th’ -unemploy’d. ~ =~ ™ De Barns —Wot are youse doin’ fer ’em? De Roads —I’m tryin’ ev’ry day not to git work.

COFFEE HURTS One in Three.

It is difficult to make people believe that coffee is a poison to at least one person out of every three, but people are slowly finding it out, although thousands of them suffer terribly before they discover the fact. A New York hotel man says: “Each time after drinking coffee I became restless, nervous and excited, so thatl was unable to Bit five minutes in one place, was also inclined to vomit and suffer from loss of sleep, which got worse and worse. “A lady said that perhaps coffee was the cause of my trouble, and suggested that I try Postum. I laughed at the thought that coffee hurt me, but she insisted so hard that I finally had some Postum made. I have been using it in place of coffee ever since, for I noticed that all my former nervousness and irritation disappeared. I began to sleep perfectly, and the Postum tasted as good or better than the old coffee, so what was the use of sticking to a beverage that was injuring me? “One day on an excursion up the country I remarked to a young lady friend on her greatly improved appear ance. She explained that some time before she had quit using coffee and taken to Postum. She had gained a number of pounds and her former palpitation of the heart, humming in the ears, trembling of the hands and legs and other disagreeable feelings bad disappeared. She recommended me to quit coffee and take Postum and was very much surprised to find that I had already made the change. “She said her brother had also received great benefits from leaving off coffee and taking on Bostum.” “There’s a reason.” JBwr mel fl* ifcove letter? A wtm «M appear, frost time to ttee. Tfcey are aenalae, trite, ait foil of katas

HARRY STEINFELDT AS A COME-BACK

Out of the goodness of his heart Manager Bresnahan opened the gates of his training camp to two would-be come-backs this spring and there is a prospect that the bread cast upon the waters may he returned to him, for both Bob Ewing and Harry Steinfeldt dre said to be giving indications of real worth. Bresnahan can use a good, steady pitcher like Ewing and Steinfeldt’s presence was calculated to have a good effect on the holdout Mowrey if nothing else. Steinfeldt,

NAVIN SPOILS TIGER TRADE

Prevented Exchange of Wood and Cart rigan for Pitcher Eddie Summers and Catcher Schmidt. It’s cause for jubilation and thanksgiving to the other clubs of the American league that a little deal planned for at one time did not go through. John I. Taylor was sore on Bill Carrigan because the backstop wanted more money. So he planned to trade Joe Wood and Bill for Eddie Summers and Schmidt of the Tigers, and Jennings grabbed at the offer. The Tigers would have got all the better of the trade, and with Wood pitching in front of a team like the Tigers he would be unbeatable. Just as Jennings had everything arranged to give a useless catcher for one of the best backstops in the league, together with a half-rater in the pitching line for a swell twirler, President Navin stepped in and crabbed the deal. He heard stories about the physical condition of Wood that made the president feel he was not in good shape, and he swallowed them, l&it,'hook and anchor. - Otherwise the umps around the circuit would have the megaphone man bellowing: “Fbr Detroit, Wood and Carrigan.”

BALL AND BAT NOTES

Almeida, the Cuban player on Hank o’Day*B team, is likely to get his walking papers. The Cbillicothe (O.) club has signed Harry McCall, last year with Marlon, for first base, and Orlando Keller, last year with Erie, for third base. Dan Brown, an outfielder picked up from the. Tidewater league for the New York Americans last fall by Scout Irwin, has been turned over to Bridgeport. Jack Reidy, last year at Macon, failed to come to terms with Cleveland, Tenn., and Zimonsky will as a consequence be retained as manager of the Appalachian league team. Pitcher Johnny Bosk, who was hit on the head by a pitched ball last season and so badly hurt he decided to quit the game, has reconsidered and signed his contract with Utica. Manager Mike Kelly of St Paul failed to make any deals as a result of his visit to the major league camps at Hot Springs, but has hopes of landing something to bolster his Saints. Bert Delfhas, for five years shortstop op the Los Angeles team, has quit th 6 game and will this year act as manager-captain of the independent team at Modesto, Cal., his home town. Bill Cristall, the veteran southpaw slant dispenser, has signed with the Holyoke club of the Connecticut league. Cristall has forsaken the mound, his arm having lost Bpeed, and will try for the outfield. Memphis, which thought it had secured Catcher Tonueman from the Boston Americans, when the New York club refused to waive, has now purchased him from Wolverton, paying tiie waiver price of $1,500.

Third Baseman Steinfeldt.

however, believes he can be more than a catspaw. He was ill last season after his release by Chicago, but a rest during the winter has made him well again, and he is eager to stay In the game. He may at least win a utility berth with the Cardinals. Ewing says there was nothing really wrong with him in his last engagement with Philadelphia, exoept that Dooin would not give him a chance to work, and, of course, he also wants to Btay and prove it

GETS EVEN WITH BLACKBURNE

Umpire Jack Sheridan's Quick Retort Effectually Squelches Injured White Sox Pldyer. Russell Blackburne fell a victim to an injury about the time that Umpire Jack Sheridan began having trouble with his case had been diagnosed by an eye specialist, while Blackburne’s physician had advised an operation on his knee. While unable to play, Blackburne was trying to earn his salary and was sent out to coach. Sheridan was working the bases and a number of close decisions had gone against the Sox on the paths early In the game. Blackburne wanted to impress the crowd with the fact

that he was in the game every minute so when Sheridan gave an unusually close decision against the team he yelled loudly: ‘That eye specialist made a mistake. Jack, when he looked you over. He should have pronounced yon stone blind.” Coming from a recruit this was not relished by Sheridan, hut quick as a flash he retorted: “Yes, and if that surgeon knows his business he will operate on your head instead of your knee.” And Blackburne hiked tp the bench as fast as his lame knee would let him.

The real high brow of the Detroit Tigers is Pitcher John Dubuc. John figured the more colleges he attended the better ball he could pitch, and with his pitching glove under his wing he started for the “rah rah” works. In gding to college John surely showed major league speed. Before Jig landed in the big show be Md attended St. Michael's college, Burlington, Vt.; Holy Cross college, Worcester, Mass.; Fordham college, New York, and Notrq Dame university, South Bend, Ind.

Hughie Jennings of the Tigers la some Udder. A traveling man down in Monroe saw Jennings. He knew Hughie very welL “Say, what is Ty Cobb, a pitcher or a shortstop r asked the inquisitive T. M. “Neither,” returned Hughie. “he'e a catcher.” "Oh, thkt’s all right,” said the T. M. “I remember seeing his catching in New Orleans last year." \

Russell Blackburne.

Dubuc is High Brow.

Jennings as a Kidder.

Fooling the Lord.

, teased a little boy of five, “does God know everything that I’m going to do before I do It?” “Yes, dear, everything,” she said.: “Well, does he know that I’m going npstairs in a minute and put on my pajamas and say my prayers and get IntQ bed?” “Yes, dear, he knows everything.” “Well, tonight he’s going to get fooled, for I’m not going to say my prayers.”—St Louis Republic.

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